To the tune of "I Will Survive"
At first I was afraid, I was petrified
When you said you had 10 inches, god I nearly died
I'd spent oh so many years just waiting for a man that long
But I grew strong, and I new I could take you on
But there you are, another lie
I was ready for a big mac and you brought me a French fry
I should have known it was bullsh't, just a sad pathetic dream
Should have know no anaconda would be lurking in those jeans
Go on now go, walk out the door
Don't you promise me 10 inches and turn up with only 4
Weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't catch you out
Don't you know were only joking when we say size doesn't count
(Chorus)
I will survive, I will survive
Cos as long as I've got batteries, my s'x lifes gonna thrive
I will always have good s'x with a handful of latex
I will survive, I will survive...hey...hey
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud
But to **** with all your ego's and to **** with all your needs
Now I'm savin all my lovin for a cordless multispeed
Go on now go, Just make a dash
Last time I saw one that small, was watching Gladstone run nude hash
Should have asked for confirmation, should have asked for referees
Then I wouldm't have you waving your wee winky thing at me
Go on now go, get out my sight
I'm going back to my appliance cos I know it fits just right
And if I ever see your tiny weiner at my door
You'll be counting up your inches as you pick them off the floor
GO ON NOW GO !