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f*ballers wife

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  1. oh my!!! and i'll pay you handsomely in kind sweet~peee! :love04: oh my!!! on the other hand... erm.... well,... hmmm..... will a six pack do?! :010:
  2. oh my!!! oh come ONNNN... you promised CASH next time! :014: :006: :009: :018:
  3. oh my!!! but the wire brush, detol and marigolds fair sorted it, eh babe? :015:
  4. oh my!!! well, JBC~cute..... **** no! handsome, wonderfull company, suave, debonaire, witty, sexiest thing on two legs, ................ * * * * * * * * * sorry JB, this is taking it too far, now can i have the tenner!?! :016:
  5. oh my!!! some of us are FARRR to busy to be eating toast in bed! :014: besides... the crumbs are tickly! :015: rig sweet~peee... that's kinky! :005: besides... dont you KNOW that us ladies NEVER fart!?! :018:
  6. oh my!!! it's a cry for help! :017: beastie, that's it, i'm TAKING you in HAND! :018:
  7. oh my!!! good job you aint talking about me sweeti... i never take the good lords name in vane... oh YES!!! YESSS!!! YESSSSS!!! usually does the trick! :021:
  8. oh my!!! not sure if i've HAD more, but i've sure met more...! :014:
  9. oh my!!! howdi.... i got the bit about "I think it is about time that we had a public debate about this. I am reliably informed that a ...." then you kinda lost me babe! :006:
  10. oh my!!! and here was me thinkin it was to be a wuvewy sweet one...! :015: :015: :015:
  11. oh my!!! right, those posts are FARRRRR to bloody long to read.... stop it! if men are either bikis or cakes.... i'd like a yumster buttery sweet melt~in~the~mouth one.... :005: :005: :005: not a garabaldi! :018: :014: and howdi.... YES PLEASE.... i'd LuRv to taste your one.. does it have nice creamy butter icing on top??? :005: :021: :005:
  12. oh my!!! i was a tad on the merry side last night.... am i STILL pie~eyed :017: or is this for real??? :015: for what it's worth..... i'm with beastie on this one.... a bicki! and have you tried the ones in lidls.... raspberry flavour... yumster! :005:
  13. oh my! and i neerly undrersaand :017:
  14. oh my!!!!!!!!! but you are gorg, hun.... oBVIOULSSLY not as gorg ars granny, but close! :014: :015: :015: :015:
  15. oh my!!! but im here babe......... :014: :015: :015: :015:
  16. ohm= my!!! bit pie eieieyed! been tot a shcooold meeting.... and, ewel you kmoew yourselllll what was i posdting. oh yes. my kindoooo guy.! must have otoo much test osteronnie inm e¬!
  17. oh my!!! oh beastie, that's bad..... :014: :015: :015: :015:
  18. oh my!!! did you know they have found a simple cure for homosexuality... lip balm, rub it on yer erse and it keeps the chaps away... :015: :moon07: :015:
  19. oh my!!! jb, there are certain things you DONT need to share with us... :020: you make me sound like my vectra.... one carefull lady owner... :016:
  20. oh my!!! i'm as young, free and as single as you want me to be babe! and for an online relationship, i'm the dolly burd of the month, love footy and am the best around at cyber sex.... :love07: no need for a second or third opinion.... if however you require MORE clarification to the above... i COULD provide names and numbers, but there's something to do with client confidentility or something :rules06: just ask beastie or johnboy! :015:
  21. oh my!!! very impressed you can still find the keyboard babe! wow, my kind of guy! :love04:
  22. oh my!!! uncle g... how old am i??? :016: :005: :015:
  23. oh my!!! half his age... and twice as good lookin! :005: have a good one sweeti, i'll pop over later and give you the humps..... ooopsy BUMPS! :love05:
  24. oh my!!! gosh, you say the nicest of things sweeti! :015: :015: :015: AND uncle G.... i resemble that remark.... :015: :015: :015:
  25. oh my!!! one for you JB! Wee Glesca wumman goes intae a butchershop, where the butcher has just came oot the freezer, and is standing haunds ahint his back, with his rear end aimed at an electric fire. The wee wumman checks oot the display case then asks, "Is that yer Ayrshire bacon?" "Naw," replies the butcher. "It's jist ma haun's Ah'm heatin'." took me a minute or two... i know, i'm slow! :016:
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