f*ballers wife

oh my!!! yup, that's the one babe!

oh my!!! yup sweeti, i can see how.... with those rippling muscles and oily sheen.... oh my!!! :love07:

oh my!!! yup and mackenzies, i believe! :love07:

oh my!!! never mind dear dear anyone.... where are they!?! :018:

oh my!!! where's the gallery so i can have a wee deek at you all.... see which one i'll stalk first!?!? :005:

oh my!!! my daughter had a green stork marg tub, and used it FAR more than any of her 'proper' toys, it was a hat, a bucket, a dolls bed, a pan, a bowl, whatever her little heart desired at the time. my most remembered ones were my pair of pipa dolls, hours and hours i spent with them! must have been an avid watcher of blue peter, cos the furniture i could russle up from an egg box and a fairy bottle was to be envied across the counrty! :015: and on THIS occation, i shall say nothing! :015: :015: :015:

oh my!!! just twist one of those screws into it and give it a good YANK towards you.... and then you'll have it where you want it! :021:

oh my!!! jb, sweetness.... you have OBVIOUSLY never soaked a cork! :017: :016: :015:

oh my!!! All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. "I should be in charge," said the brain , "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen." "I should be in charge," said the blood , "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away." "I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy." "I should be in charge," said the leg, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go." "I should be in charge," said the eye, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes." "I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal." All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood Was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss . The Moral of the story? The ******* is usually in charge

oh my!!! pity the boil has healed up eh? :015: :015: :015: that would have kept him amused for HOURS!!! :017:

oh my!!! sweet~peee, you'll drink to AnYtHiNg!!! :017: :015:

oh my!!! NOW who's showing their age! :015: :015: :015: you'll be ranting about the rock night next!

oh my!!! next time you're down my way...... hick~him!..... i'll show you where the night life is babe! :017:

oh my!!! and my cork soaking is second to none... even tho i DO say so myself! :005:

oh my!!! there's RD's :drinking09: just by the roundabout, most end up there then on to the vault. :drinking08: but there's mackenzies :drinking07: just along the road a bit which is fine too... mambos :drinking02: down by the station which is ok for younger ones and the legion for the old biddies.... so which age bracket do you fall into.... needless to say, i am well known in the legion! :drinking09: and if all else fails, there's my house! :drinking09:

oh my!!! GREAT... in that case, you can play with mine, it's a date, sweetness!!! :love07:

oh my!!! dont you worry about your drums on the beach babe, i'll play wi yer bongos instead! :021: :015: :015: :015: or better still... you can play wi mine! :016: :005: :015:

oh my!!! would a cheeky wee grin do? :016: .... and i'm in the 'or so' age bracket...??? :014: any use.... come on one of you.... geez a date? :021:

oh my!!! oh my.... eeeeuuKKK! :015: :015: :015:

oh my!!! glad you find my part time (keep it quiet!) profession amusing sweeti.... :018: :014:

oh my!!! i do have my own teeth.... but i also have a hair lip, which is FANTASTIC for the said job!

oh my!!! there are LOADS of them around, i'm sure.... i happen to be, as i said, a dab hand at it.... but dont likey to spread it around cos then everyone will want me to go along and soak theirs....and i just dont have the time you know! :014:

oh my!!! no sweeti, i must admit to having more experience of pulling it.... oopsy THEM out before swallowing... :014: on a little cheeky rose this eveing..... if it;s of ANY interest! :015:

oh my!!! and i'd imagine that if it's the bottling.... then you'll have to SOKE your CORCKS..... maybe that's the bit you're having a problem with.... it's all to do with the flexibility of the CORCK! :016:

oh my!!! do you need help DRINKING it or coRcking it.... either way, i'm a dab hand at the swallowing of it, and if we HAVE to put it into a bottle or two, then so be it!