f*ballers wife

oh my!!! you ARE obsessed, you DO know THAT dont you??? :016: :017: :018: :015:

oh my!!! Mr Cadbury and Ms Rowntree met on a coach journey, it was After Eight. She was from Quality Street; he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum & Butter and she had a Wine Gum. He asked her name, "Polo - I'm the one with the hole", she said. "I'm the one with the Nuts", he thought. Then he touched her Milky Way. They checked in a hotel and went straight to bed. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt the Contrast of her Double Decker. Then he showed her his Curly Wurly. But Ms Rowntree wasn't keen as she already had a few Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he came out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more but he decided to take Time Out. However, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetising. So he did a Twirl and had a Picnic in her Sherbert. At the same time she gave him a Gob Stopper. Unfortunately Mr Cadbury had to go home to his wife Caramel. Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught something. It turns out Ms Rowntree had Assorted Creams in her box. She had been with All Sorts!!

oh my!!! oh cali babe, this sounds like my kind of music... a bit like the squirrel waltz, twice round the floor and then out for your nuts! :005: so, beastie babe, i'm off to put on my camouflage gear and i'll come over and swing on your kaempferts, if that's ok with you sweeti?!?! :015: :015: :015:

oh my!!! no, cant say that i have babe.. :014: are they good!?!? :015:

oh my!!! ah hah jock, before my yime, maybe i'm too young for this thread! :015:

oh my!!! ME??? stick up for YOU??? after all the things you say about ME??? i think not..... :018: was mearly passing comment that you dont LOOK like an erse.... not that you dont ACT like one!!! :016:

oh my!!! sounds more like something manni would CATCH! right jock, off you go babe and lie down in that dark place, where it's quiet...... you 'll likey it there! :015:

oh my!!! here babe, he's no THAT bad looking.... i mean, an erse for a face is a tad on the wicked side is it not?!? :moon07:

oh my!!! oh sweet~peee, i just KNEW we were compatible..... :love07:

oh my!!! Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant; frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins!..... A boy and a girl. The babies are fine now however they were poorly at birth and had to be christened immediately - your brother came in and named them. The woman thinks to herself, "Oh suffering Jesus no, not me brother...he's a fecking, clueless, gobshite!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's my daughter's name?" "Denise," says the doctor. The new mother is somewhat relieved "Wow, that's a beautiful name, I guess I was wrong about my brother....I like Denise." Then she asks, "What's the boy's name?" "Denephew

oh my!!! i'm not showing them to you AGAIN sweeti! :014:

oh my!!! you are worrying me now sweeti! do you SEE to bears from behind ALL day... or is it just a PART time job? oh my!!! :014:

oh my!!! yup mee to hun, 11/14.... i likey a good erse.... :016: wish my erse looked as good as some of those elbows! :017: :015:

oh my!!! oh my!!! gosh!!! :blush02: erm... which one were you again??? so many men, so little time... the handsome one driving the bus, i hope! :love07: :love05:

oh my!!! i know what you mean babe, i too, suffer from that affliction... :021:

oh my!!! they are believers cos a real live one lifes just along the road! :angel12:

oh my!!! mr barkley... the album.... fabby but what's that necrophilia one all about.... his tea must have been too strong the day he wrote THAT one! :017:

oh my!!! good greeeef no sweeti.. metaphorically speaking of course! i noticed yours were VERY firm and PECK like! :workout01: :love07:

oh my!!! thank you so much for sharing that with us honey!!! :017:

oh my!!! so does this mean you'll be getting the boob job reversed?!? :015:

oh my!!! i'm not THAT easy to pick up..... :016: :014:

oh my!!! glad you find it amusing matey... just cos MY hairy chin and legs are FARRRRR better grooomed than yours.... i dont find it in the SLIGHTEST bit amusing! i'll pop round later and TAKE you over my knee! :018:

oh my!!! with me, OBVIOUSLY being the better looking one! :021:

oh my!!! :015: :015: :015: :021: :015: :015: :015:

oh my!!! :009: :019: jb, you sometimes say the nastiest of things to me.... :019: :009: there is NOTHING wrong with my driving! :016: