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I'd say R.H lane Mrs ICTFC.... These lanes are very badly drawn on that roundabout. Entering from Tesco, and exiting on to Old Perth Rd, can be an absolute nightmare.... you need eyes in the back of your head for that manoevre. Left lane for that one although many drivers use the right! There are advance signs before the roundabout to show what lane to use, have a close look next time. If we are talking entering from Raigmore direction on Old Perth Rd and exiting along St Walter Scott Drive in between Tesco and the police station then I would have to agree with Johnboy on this, you are turning right so you would be in the right hand lane. Left lane is for turning left or straight on. I am going to look at this sign you mention tomorrow and will apologise if you are right but I can't see it being as you say. Thats right from Raigmore hospital to Sir Walter Scott Drive, the left lane is from Tesco to Old Perth Road, but do have a look for the signs they are there although small!

I'd say R.H lane Mrs ICTFC.... These lanes are very badly drawn on that roundabout. Entering from Tesco, and exiting on to Old Perth Rd, can be an absolute nightmare.... you need eyes in the back of your head for that manoevre. Left lane for that one although many drivers use the right! There are advance signs before the roundabout to show what lane to use, have a close look next time.

And I remember some of the grumpy old storemen!

JJ is Killie till he dies Or till they go bust! :022:

My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the vet. He found that the problem was hair in its ears. He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should go to the store and get some 'Nair' hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month. The lady went to the drug store and got some 'Nair' hair remover. At the register the druggist told her, 'If you' re going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days.' The lady said, 'I'm not using it under my arms.' The druggist said. 'If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days.' The lady said, 'I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer.' The druggist said, 'Stay off your bicycle for a week.'

Black Testicles A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my testicles black?' Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.' He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles black?' Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his ***** in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, 'There's nothing wrong with them, Sir !!' The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, 'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely...... ' A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ?

It was in the early 70's the tailoring business was in Church St where he still did work for the army.

Zajac the father was a Taylor in Church st, 57 I think in the close behind White the photographers. I remember when flairs went out of fashion taking my suit trousers to him to alter, you did that in the old days! When I went back to collect them he showed me the trousers with the excess material left sewn in the leg and said when flairs come back into fashion again you can come back and I will alter them for you again, good for buisness!

A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was in progress. A sign read: 'Don't Miss The Amazing Scotsman'. The salesman bought a ticket and sat down. There, on centre stage, was a table with three walnuts on it. Standing next to it was an old Scotsman. Suddenly the old man lifted his kilt, whipped out a huge willy and smashed all three walnuts with three mighty swings! The crowd erupted in applause as the elderly Scot was carried off on the shoulders of the crowd. Ten years later the salesman visited the same little town and saw a faded sign for the same circus and the same sign 'Don't Miss The Amazing Scotsman'. He couldn't believe the old guy was still alive much less still doing his act! He bought a ticket. Again, the centre ring was illuminated. This time, however, instead of walnuts, three coconuts were placed on the table. The Scotsman stood before them, then suddenly lifted his kilt and shattered the coconuts with three swings of his amazing member. The crowd went wild! Flabbergasted, the salesman requested a meeting with him after the show. 'You're incredible!' he told the Scotsman. 'But I have to know something. You're older now, why switch from walnuts to coconuts? ''Well laddie,' said the Scot, 'Ma eyes are nae whit they used tae be.

It is a sad affliction right enough... I believe he's been seeking medical advice however : An old football coach goes into a chemist to buy viagra. Can I have 6 tablets and I need them cut into quarters. I could cut them for you, said the chemist but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. I am 72 years old said the old coach I dont have much use for an erection - I just want it sticking out far enough so I dont wee on my slippers A Cracker!