> Sean was the pastor of a Church of England parish on the Northern
> Ireland / Southern Ireland border and Patrick was the priest in the
> Roman Catholic Church across the road.
> One day they were seen together, erecting a sign into the ground,
> which said:
>
> TA END IS NEAR!
> TURN YERSELF AROUNT NOW AFOR IT IS TOO LATE!
>
> As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled,
> "Leave people alone, you Oirish religious nutters! We don't need your
> lectures."
> From the next curve they heard screeching tyres and a big splash.
> Shaking his head, Rev. Patrick said "Dat's da terd one dis mornin'."
> "Yaa," Pastor Sean agreed, then asks, "Do yatink maybe da sign should
> just say, 'Bridge Out?'"