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If Cameron, Cleg and Milliband come to Scotland and start kissing babies it will not only scare the babies but get more votes for the YES vote

> Sean was the pastor of a Church of England parish on the Northern > Ireland / Southern Ireland border and Patrick was the priest in the > Roman Catholic Church across the road. > One day they were seen together, erecting a sign into the ground, > which said: > > TA END IS NEAR! > TURN YERSELF AROUNT NOW AFOR IT IS TOO LATE! > > As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, > "Leave people alone, you Oirish religious nutters! We don't need your > lectures." > From the next curve they heard screeching tyres and a big splash. > Shaking his head, Rev. Patrick said "Dat's da terd one dis mornin'." > "Yaa," Pastor Sean agreed, then asks, "Do yatink maybe da sign should > just say, 'Bridge Out?'"

What about a Raffle on the grand scale of the team over the bridge? First Prize. This is a 7-day cruise (7 days and 6 nights) aboard the brand new Dixie Belle of the Gypsy Queen Line. All flights, transfers, lodging, food and drink (even one dinner at the captains table as his personal guest!) are included in the prize!

I enjoy pipe bands and football! What is the point of inviting a pipe band to play and the drown them out with other music, it should be one or the other.

What we seen of him on the field was good but sounds like we are better of without him!

Yes I agree Alex and I did mention this to those around me.

I liked the house from Dingwall that was used for the challenge

That's been 2 great entertaining matches in a week the best we have seen for years, good performances and results well done to all! Hope we can keep going and get another 3 points at Dundee. It was also good to see so many supporters turn out tonight and I hope they will come back for the next home game against St Johnstone.

AHEM.....do i win a prize :P Yes if you had a coupon on

We have had games against Celtic, Aberdeen and County on Friday which atract the bigest support, I am sure it will drop a bit after that. We will not get a true picture until we have played all our home games.

And I thought he had a good game on Saturday

Yes of course... it was a plain loaf... simple as that! And the heel toasted was indeed great although you would never fit it into a modern toaster nowadays. And on the subject of Websters, the desk from which I am typing this was delivered personally to me by the said Mr Crout 30 years ago! He must have had to do all the work himself after I left 37 years ago!

Herd today on the radio that the total debt is £94 million with the administrators bill over £3 million. I still find it hard to understand how they can still play at any level as Rangers at Ibrox and walk away from all this debt!

I hope you had money on that!

Yes you are right, the ref at todays game was fantastic

Maby Butcher should try the Pa Broon approach praising the ref after the game it seemed to work in Andersons favour!

from Sturgeon downwards are all clones of Salmond (in mind if not in body )... right down to that silly patronising little giggle which he affects and which all the acolytes sycophantically copy. Charles I have to agree with you about that last sentince it must come with training at the SNP school! There are clones in all parties which is a serious thought having another Margaret Thatcher or Tony Blair who did nothing for Scotland!

I'm not entirely sure what you're getting at here but you're surely not dragging up that old chestnut of suggesting that people would be conned into voting "yes" in 2014 simply to get rid of the Tories or the Coalition which is clearly going to happen anyway at the next general election (if the Coalition doesn't actually fall apart before then)? That would be a wee bit like persuading somebody to undergo a dangerous course of radiotherapy when a couple of paracetamols would do. "Separation is for life - not just for Christmas!" "Vote 'yes' in haste - repent at leisure" Charles, I fully understand what I will be voting for and it's not in haste!

The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Jim, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy slept with Jim and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? He said, "Jim snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night." The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man, that Jim shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night." The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it. They said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Jim into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night. Jim sat up and watched me all night." With age comes wisdom.

Why do you even bother? That's got more red writing than my old english jotters!

The taller one from Burnetts was a plain loaf, the heel as we called it was thicker and great for toast! I remember the pie and beans from Morrisons with a tipsy cake with my tea, handy when I worked in Websters Office Equipment in Queensgate where Hugh Crout was the boss.

There is another choice vote YES in 2014

That's because its the only place these gudgies can get a proper meal as most don't have cookers in their caravans!

It was the type of tackle like Rosco did on a regular basis each season and picked up cards for! Did we shout for him not to play for the club again?