Yngwie

Hope all the travelling fans have a great day out. It won't happen often that ICT play the team that is top of the Championship. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/championship/table

But what if he improved his diet, lost half a stone and became a faster and better player......?

It's not too late for him to change allegiance!

Stop moaning and put your leotard on, a career in rhythmic gymnastics awaits!

It is interesting, but not surprising, that if you show yourself to be hopeless in every respect, it recommends lawn bowls.

Even more than usual? Didn't Barry Wilson get dropped for a while and ordered to lose weight? Came back better for it, as I recall.

Fancy taking part in the next Commonweath games? The BBC have kindly helped you work out what sport you are most suited for. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-28062001 I got wrestling. And the sport it says I am least cut out for is the only sport I actually participate in.

I wonder if Mr Bannerman has anything to say about this latest success for our "athletes"!

Although quite a few of our medallists have very English accents!

If I had a vote I'd have thought it would be appropriate for them to go for something a wee bit more modern, like Queen's anthemic celebration, that everyone could sing along too. We Are the Champions Fat Bottomed Girls!

Like Gow, he's one of Yogi's former players. Fully enough as soon as we appointed Hughes, I fully expected our transfer activity to be centred around his old boys, and I'm sure I wasn't the only one to be a bit underwhelmed at that prospect. But if these guys prove themselves good enough, that's fine by me. Interestingly back in April, Horner retweeted "Yogi had Hibs playing the best football by a mile."

.....but the Courier can! http://www.inverness-courier.co.uk/Sport/Football/ICT-trialist-set-to-feature-against-Fleetwood-24072014.htm

Anyone know how England came to be using Jerusalem as their anthem? I can't recall them ever using it before, but then again I tend not to watch non-Scottish medal presentations.

I feel your pain - although in the club's defence the official tweet that announced that that kits were going on sale did just about say that kids ones could only be pre-ordered, but it could certainly have been more clearly communicated. Real shame for your kids. Can't you just delay your holiday?

It wouldn't have been my first choice, but the top is very smart, a definite improvement on the current one, and it is different to anything I can recall in our league. Yngwie likes this.

Decent fun, but totally forgettable. It really could have done with something like the flats being demolished to provide something memorable and a wee bit different.

Nice one. Looks more like 34 yards to me though.

More goals for Rooney tonight in Riga, whilst Toby Agdestein scored in Haugesand's win over Airbus.

The prospect of signing Ayina isn't dead in the water after all. http://www.inverness-courier.co.uk/Sport/Football/Ayina-a-target-for-clubs-in-both-Scotland-and-England-07072014.htm

At least if you planted a palm tree somewhere on the pitch, it would sometimes be in the right position!

David Luiz is in shock.

I'm afraid it does, and just for you here's a wee sneak preview. (Modelled by Aaron Doran)

Whatever happens, let's just think ourselves lucky we haven't used the same designer as the Scotland Commonwealth Games team.

These alternatives look slightly less unappetising. There's a whole website dedicated to Subway mascot outfits. (That's not where I found the image of Mr Scrotum, for the avoidance of any doubt).

I'm not sure if it encapsulates Subway's brand values in the way they had in mind at the design stage! Anyway, it's not quite the worst mascot ever.