what is the funniest thing you have heard from the crowd to a player or the ref or linesman at a caley game over the years ?

I remember that Killie "goal" I've never sen a ball so far over the line withut a goal being given.

Pity we lost the replay.

Or the was the guy who booked travel and accommodation in anticipation of the Rangers game on the 27th.......................then realised yesterday that he had forgotten to get tickets!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks to"you know who" for sorting me out

Aye naelifts, but 'they' didnt tell ya that the tickets are for the feckin away end... :015:

Charlie Christie being awarded the SPL Manager of the Month award this season made me chuckle -

really shows how little they know about this club in the Central Belt

Charlie Christie being awarded the SPL Manager of the Month award this season made me chuckle -

really shows how little they know about this club in the Central Belt

Thats about as amusing as an old persons fart :farting01:

At the recent home game v Motherwell: It was a cold driech day and during the 2nd half the team were not playing particularly well. Then several members of the crowd shouted out "Get Hart on" and "Get Zander on" to which a certain person who shall remain nameless but sits behind me shouted out " Get the heating on!". This brought several loud guffaws and was the highlight of another miserable afternoon.  :015: :015: