The Mantis

Too true. Looks as if England and USA are fighting out the group on goal difference or whatever they use nowadays.

Manturdo! Yngwimpo!

The UK is a multinational state. Scotland is a stateless nation. Chick Young is a Pr!ck.

A professor has found after extensive research there are two sizes of penis amongst uk men. there are those which fall within the normal size range and those which are less than two inches while erect. The professor has appealed for help to continue his research. could all men in the uk with extremely small penises make themselves known over the next 6 weeks by flying a white flag with a red cross from their cars!!

Not too bothered about the England team. It's Tyldesley that worries me :lol:

Mantardo! OK that's my username while the World Cup is on :(

DornochCaley in 'Celtic will win league' shock!

That cup quarter final at TCS still hurts a bit, but I'm struggling to remember any other time they've robbed us late on.

Where did I say education was only about school then? I'm saying almost the exact opposite.

I've got a soft spot for Bilbao, spent my big five-oh at that stadium. I see the comments say that Athletic won 5-3. How the hell did they ever get 5 against that lot?

You must have a pretty narrow view of what education is then. You'd fit in well at the apology for Scottish education that is the SQA.

And you only 15 too :P I remember watching that, Jim Bett scored.

As a member of the climbing fraternity myself- spot on Davie.

Wonder if their USH has a budget.

Is it true you're entering the Grand National next year

1997 after we won div 3 Pele brought the team over to Lewis where I was lucky enough to be staying. After they beat the island select at Goathill, Charlie, Ross and Barry W had the brass neck to scrounge a lift off me 200 yards to their digs. I said I was going to see the Saw Doctors that night at Back hall and Charlie said that would be great craic but they had a reception with the island lads to attend and anyway they had no tickets and Back was a long way to go just to not get in. I said the island lads would probably get them into the gig anyway. Later on the whole squad turned up at the gig in this wee hall, mostly pished, Baz was shouting 'hey alright big man' at me while trying to hold up Wayne Addicoat.

I understand the thrust of the article. I still object to the 17-20 comment though. Maybe Hamilton brought 29 but that's their problem not ours. Even midweek at Morton in div 1 we could raise about 70! We'll always have more than that at an SPL game. So maybe its league reconstruction he needs so the poor old Dees can buy their way into second place and go up :011:

Would you not rather have the files out the camera? I've got a good few from Ayr and Dundee. The sound on youtube is poor.

Got all his learning at Lasswade High you see

Smokies, wine and peanuts. Good luck baldy.

What he said.

Viccy Park floodlights have failed. 'Many hands make light work' says Adams.

I think you're being unduly negative there. Why didn't you just point out that they scored 30 goals? Or just say that the Speyside Way is 60 miles long and is near their park.

I had a bloody good idea they could take up. The Speyside way goes near their park doesn't it? Reroute the Speyside Way through their park and they will get bigger crowds. If people see there's a game on they might stop and watch it. On second thoughts, not a great idea. Suppose somebody pays in to watch them then discovers there's a long distance footpath, they might just walk off during the game.

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