Simple:
He hustled down to the harbour where he
hopped onto one of Captain Friesen's old float planes ,
heard Canada was a good place to hide out in the wilds etc,
hot footed it to Vancouver B.C. with the keystone cops in.....
hot pursuit,
happened to see the Rio Tinto Alcan boat race in full flood and
had an inspiration that he could get lost in the shuffle of all the people milling around, so he
handily parachuted down from 3000 feet,
hit the water hard and,
by happenstance, was hammered by a paddle and was promptly
hustled to hospital where he is currently under close surveillance and is awaiting.....
hextradition.
he claims that h-only the lonely would have done what he is claimed to have done and hopes for leniency and that he will live
happily ever after.
Have a good day, a hot toddy ...and
Hallowed be thy Name.