IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

So he is already paid for ?!!

I blame John Hughes

More like Spean Bridge !!!

DId anyone notice if any of the Hearts players had some good runs last night ?

Constipation abounds, lots of wet farts but no faecal leakage at the end. Jobbie done.

That is the best possible "opening" game that we could have hoped for. Live on telly and a terrible kick off time for Killie. We could actually be "safe" after that game - even potentially with a draw. Great fixtures for the Englandshire and further afield mob. Two games live on telly and two in Glesga. Thank you SPFL. Or will they change it ?!!

2016-2017 and beyond ? Probably more of the same - the best feckin roller coaster ride in the world. You simply have to take the ups with the downs. CaleytillIdie

The InterGalactic cup and a trip to Uranus ?

This is a no-brainer. Foran has been "groomed" for some time. Badges can be acquired in the meantime. But don't you think that there is one major advantage for the Board - Finance !! I think that the Worm would have wriggled home long before now. His heart was always with Villa and I strongly suspect that he will not leave them in their current predicament. Plus he was very anti-merger.

All that I can see again from the opening post is a wholly devoted ICT supporter voicing his present concerns and opinions. I sincerely hope that there are not many more like Dan Clark and Caley Hedgehog or my feckin drinks bill will be feckin enormous.

Oh thank you Caley Hedgehog. Such a very brave and clearly honest appraisal. Lang may yer lum reek and - very unusually - I would be honoured to buy you a double dram if we ever meet again.

Aye football is a funny old game. Wonder what we would have said in answers to the same question in 1995 ?

https://youtu.be/Faf1ch7Q9XE

And the Jam tarts left

Well the fat lady is singing but she may still be smiling and laughing. Personally the bottom five games are better for us, especially if we pick up another three points on Tuesday. Looking forward to Hamilton and the Plastic whistle and will hopefully get a home midweek match when I am back in Sneckie - hopefully Dungdee. Beat the Jam Tarts and 10 points and a better goal difference than Killie will ease any nerves. When are the fixtures announced.

Get pisshed, go on holiday and ask for more money.

Yip looks like the Fat Lady is going to sing "we are staying up".

Also note that Neilson says "IF we finally get up there next Tuesday".

BBC Sport Scotland - Up to 12 Hearts players have been suffering from gastroenteritis and an under-20s match was cancelled to provide cover. Head coach Robbie Neilson was concerned about the bug spreading. "Players had been away on Scotland Under-21 duty and a couple of the guys from other teams had had it," he told BBC Scotland. "They came back here, John Souttar had it and it looks like it has spread from there and all five of them that went away last week with the 21s were down with it and a few other guys as well. "The worry is that it then spreads even further through the club and possibly even up to Inverness with the Inverness players. "So, the doctor's made the decision we're going to have to close this place down for two days, get it cleared out and hopefully by the time we come back in on Thursday be ready to go. "If we finally get up there next Tuesday, that'll be the third attempt to get the game played and we're desperate to get it done. It's three journeys, three hotels paid for, three bus journeys paid for so it's been an expensive trip this time." The Scottish Professional Football League said in a statement Hearts applied for the postponement as the majority of their first-team squad were affected by injuries or illness and they had only one fit goalkeeper over the age of 16. It added: "The Heart of Midlothian FC doctor has provided written evidence to the SPFL of the injuries and sickness of all those affected and has also advised of the potential for further infection, both of other squad members and of players and staff of Inverness Caledonian Thistle FC. "In these exceptional circumstances, the SPFL has agreed to the postponement request." Now that all makes sense to me apart from the closing the place down for two days. Shure they can decontaminate the environment but there is no way that they can give all the players the all clear in that space of time. Plus Aberdire are travelling in to that environment - so why are there not concerns about their health in the same manner as there was concerns for ICT ? Was Liam Polworth on Under 21 duty ?

Yes it could all change again on Saturday. Our Fat Lady is at the dress rehearsal stage (for the Top Six - at the moment) and it is now out of our hands. We need to win both our games and hope that Dungdee get hammered and Tinkerville draw with Plastic Whistle. BUT if we win at Tannadump we go 15 points in front of the Arabs with 5 to play - lose and we are 9 points in front with 5 to play. And then there is also the remaining Jam Tart game. We win both and Killie get beat then we go into the split able to forget about the Arabs and 13 points and far superior goal difference in front of Killie. Lets ensure safety and start planning ahead and putting some youngsters on the park.

Before we start making assumptions we need proof that there has been a falling out between our manager and our favoured right back. Now where have I heard that before ?

Oops - Too late now

He is talking shitt

Got another clip from the Hearts Training ground this morning