IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

I would but working, how many do u normally take away? Usually about a bottle of vodka, two litres of coke and a case of Bellhaven.

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Well get yer newly formed South Ayrshire erse down to Kilmarnock and introduce yer good sassenach self and yer Sneckie better half to the throng in the Hunting Lodge and iniate yerself in traditional style by purchasing the Immortal one a double voddie and coke. Girvan ?? I presume it must have something to do with the recession.

Lets rock to Mixu

He never once kicked me off a bus and saved ma erse a couple of times. A quiet man but a true feckin gentleman and a REAL Caley man - Respect to Gordy Bus -

Whoopee - made it at the last minute - Fanny by Gaslight and the lesbian Disco in one feckin day

I am reliably informed that it is due to two possible reasons - a)the thieving cnuts stole ?80.00 or they modelled the price on attendance figures - two eyes = two pounds. Have to admit that I like the Get out of the Jail End free card though:

Has anybody got a spare pair of size 9 boots ?

Russell Duncan - lets face it - is rather unpredicatable but I actually think that his skill level has actually improved with age as Gordy alludes to. He used to be soooo frustrating with his inconsistency but I would be peening him as a starter - even if this could be his swan song year - or should that be "especially because".

Excellent stuff Mary - ya forgot that I first premiered ma tattoo at a 1-1 game some frckin time in the past - Mann4thejob is the most likely to remember the original Fanny by Gaslight and I wish that somebody could throw up ma Smileymometer report of that 4-1 debacle as I truly though that it would promptly result in the demise of the Gay One - but the Muppets showed their true colours and took 8 feckin months to cotton on. Feck me the Mental Health of Lancashire has been a full time task at the mo but I am getting some respite and am now haeding to the Govan Hilton on Saturday and have booked up fer the Huns and Hammies - CaleyAwaywithTerryand Mo. See ya on the train Mary ??

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle. It sounds as if the game yesterday was more fun than a barrel of monkeys. At least there was no last minute monkey business by Aberdire this time. Until Rooney scored I thought that one of the sheep would throw a monkey wrench into the works. But now I dont give a monkeys as we have got a real monkey off our backs. As fer Hartley acting like a coach - well Monkey see Monkey do - if you pay peanuts you get monkeys. At least he wasnt wearing a monkey suit like Danny Lennon. I think I will now sit down and watch the Alba rerun as its Brass Monkey weather outside. Sorry for monkeying around but WE SHEGGED THE SHEEP.

I feel like complaining. Yon commentator sounded pishedd - I could hardly make out a word that he was saying.

I thought that it was a Mars bar - and they are called para medics now ya owd ****.

But will the Lesbian Karaoke in Brechins be on ?

2 fer 1

What was wrong with Hibs ?

Jeeeezus.... Count me out! I agree - Sainsburys in Nairn sounds dodgy.

Well - congratulations on being able to stick yer feckin head up yer erse.

A Sainsburys in Nairn - what is the feckin world coming to. I have a wee room in Killie booked with extra beds - any offers welcomed,

How exactly do you apply ?

Perhaps we could have a Bring Back Mike Smith thread to match the Bring Back feckin Richard Hastings one.

Feck me - this is an emergency - feckin tranquillisers required for a few - has the Ancient Mariner finally cracked. And some Valium fer Caley 100 for the PTSD factor.

Or 24 ?

I will give ya a green dot fer that - we were in the Alamo and heard about this although the rumour was that you had all been asked to sit down !! But what the feck were you doing in Legoland and not the Alamo at 2.00 ? By the way - can ya see the fervour of the support on the caleyjags.com site.

More apologies to Eric - that was a well taken finish.