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Dont start the Prozac KB - initially the post should in itself be a cathartic, uplifting experience and your mood will undoubtedly be boosted by the support you are going to receive from fellow fans. In many ways I wish you had become depressed several months ago and penned your therapeutic diatribe in 2007 when it was clear that "something is/was wrong". Anyway - dont go to yer GP if ya need any further treatment - give me a shout and I will provide supportive counselling whilst indulging in a Cheeky Beastie or two. But if the depression lingers and becomes a clinical phenomemon then I would advocate Venlafaxine or Mirtazapine.

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As an ICT supporter I am :008: not :012: and I aint . Are we not entitled to ask :symbol_question: - :029: You would have to be an :alien03: not to be concerned about some of the :crap01: that is being spouted out of the :moon2: of the management at present. It is enuff to :driving01: us to :drinking09:

And it gets better - a statement from Brew who apparently wasnt at the Chester game and Malky is handling all the media this week. :024: Manager Craig Brewster has dismissed allegations that Inverness Caley Thistle had made an approach for two players under contract at Chester. The English League Two side made the claim this week and intend to report the matter to the Football Association. However, Brewster told BBC Sport: "It's pretty laughable really. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :019: :019: "I spoke to the Chester chief executive and told him I was flabbergasted at their comments and I thought they were out of order." Inverness assistant manager Malky Thomson worked under former boss Bobby Williamson at Chester and Brewster watched Lincoln City win 2-1 at the Diva Stadium on Saturday. :024: On the subject of the claims, Brewster added: "I phoned their manager up and left a message but he didn't return my call." Now where have we heard that before :024: "If their manager has a problem with two players, it's a bit disrespectful to bring our club into it. "Malky was there for six months and met a lot of the players. He keeps in touch with a few of the Chester boys. :029: "I went down to the Chester game just to have a look and see if any would be good enough and on the performance I saw - certainly not." - But refuses to tell the Courier where he had been :023:

Should he be - and has he not been - trying his hardest to oust Fraser this season. And from todays Courier: "Only two weeks ago, however, Savage had told the Courier that manager Brewster would be given a larger than normal transfer budget to spend on bolstering his squad ahead of next season, but that could now all change with Brewster still in the dark regarding exactly how much cash will be available to him. "I don't know that yet, although it is still very much early days in terms of knowing my exact budget for next season," said Brewster. So if Savage was payrolling - would the club not be able to say what would be left if he didnt - they could even make calculations around the departure or not of Niculae - and take off what would be left when certain players leave !! But the best quote for today is: With Caley Thistle having no fixture at the weekend, Brewster and his assistant manager Malky Thomson travelled to take in games in the English lower leagues. The Caley Jags boss was refused to reveal what fixtures the pair actually attended, but did concede that the standard in the two matches was not anywhere near the level required to play in Scotland's top flight. "In the games both myself and Malky took in there wasn't much on show," added Brewster. "The standard probably wasn't SPL, certainly from what we saw. "None of the players we watched, judging by their performances on Saturday, would make an impact with Caley Thistle." He refused :sillywave: - but one was Shrewsbury v Wrexham and the other was Chester v Lincoln - we all feckin know that !! - why go watch a game, in the first place, if it was clear that the standard would be nowhere near SPL level ?????

Can I get a lift from Carrbridge - and make sure I leave with ma walking boots.

And this season could all attendees take their pyjamas and a sleeping bag as it will be a feckin hooer of a long meeting. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Ach - its an old one but it can be verified. Went to a Malta game many moons ago with the Tartan Army - I had to take the missus who has never gone again. :023: Anyway I had to take her to this posh Chinese - She is complaining that we havent had a minute to ourselves and warns me if anybody else comes in I am to ignore them. :009: I went to the bar fer a quick double and there was Rod Stewart - had a quick chat and he bought ma drink. Back to the table - a quick chat - ordered the meals - quaffed the drinks and I go back fer a refill. Quick thinking IHE - I get Rod a double malt and ask fer his assistance - he laffs and agrees. Ten minutes later me and Mrs IHE are getting stuck into the main course - in walks Rod and his minders. "OOHHH - Its rod Stewart - the Mrs croons and swoons I shout - "Hows it goin Rod" he replies "Not bad Johndo - hows yerself" I put the thumbs up and the Mrs is gobsmacked. :rotflmao: Five minutes later - after multiple questioning - Rod comes over and says "And who is this beautiful woman Johndo ?" And I say - " Feck aff Rod - we are trying to get some privacy" Ya should have seen her face :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: But Rod sat down thereafter, paid fer the meal and all the drinks - Stoopid english *******.

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NO - John Robertson - as planned. And where the feck is Brewster and all the feckin UNBEFECKINLIEVABLE club press statements this week ?? :33:

This is becoming a total embarrassment and even the most amateur of psychologically minded individuals could read between the lines. At least the eejits are beginning to show their ineptitude to the general public - but :024: why are Malky and Grasser being set up as the bad guys - possibly becos they are replaceable and would follow as manipulated. I said from the start of the season that the behind the scenes were pathetic - last years "expenses" appeared "iffy" - and I would beseech Grasser to get the feck out of it as I did to CC. You are too loyal a servant to be used as a feckin scapegoat - get another post as soon as possible - Smith's feckin post. As fer the article: The Romanian international, who may feature for his country in the summer's European Championships in Austria and Switzerland, has firmly established himself as a fans' favourite at ICT, but his move was backed solely by departing chairman Alan Savage's company, the Orion Group. (now what does that mean ? ) - ? Grasser, CC and the rest of the Board were not in favour of the backing - that was the rumour when CC shot through :024: It's understood that the striker, with nine goals this season, is earning in the region of ?4000 per week ? thanks to the top-up cash from Mr Savage's company. ( we are just about to discover exactly how much !! ) Now the ICT board are set to consider whether to ensure all future recruits are paid within the set player budget pool. ( Unbelievable statement :018: ) Former chairman David Sutherland recently spoke out in the HN, appealing for the club to make such a U-turn over wages. (I really dont believe that he did not go along with this and stepped in as the saviour when it went skewwhiff) :018a Graeme Bennett, director of football, said: "Marius was a major investment for this club, but it's certainly had its pluses and minuses. (now he admits it !!) :029: It will be a board decision, but we may have to look at a change of policy and return to the more compact setting we had before Marius arrived." :029: The 26-year-old, who scored for Romania in a friendly against Russia last month, is attracting interest from other clubs, but Caley Thistle would look for a significant return if he does leave this summer. (Give me a break - are any other club going to pay mega spondoolachs AND pay off his contract) :sillywave: Bennett explained: "We have had one or two enquiries about Marius, but it's no more than that at this stage. There have been no definite offers :rolleyes02:, but things may move on in the coming weeks. (if he gets a squad place in the Euros and impresses) He still has another year here, ( and now we want him to stay even Marius is being pushed out - ya cant keep Marius if ya want all the rest in place :029:) so if he does move on, we'd be looking for a really good return." - BOLLICKS :33: Rangers and Celtic are not believed to have been either of the two clubs to have made enquiries about Niculae. (what a feckin surprise :008:) Assistant manager Malky Thomson is keen to retain Nicuale and added: "I'm sure come the summer, clubs will be wanting some of our players, but that's football and you have to deal with it. Marius, I'm sure, will be no exception because he's done fantastically well here. There's no doubt that myself and (manager) Craig Brewster want to keep him here. When players come to your club and they play well then they'll always be open to offers." So we are now - at last - being told some semblances of the truth. Between the lines (as I have alluded to many months ago) Savage insisted on the Marius deal - it was the end of CC - and why didnt we splash out in the January sales - NO FECKIN MONEY. THIS ABSOLUTELY STINKS. :008:

Feck me - have they found a compatible brain ?

Read between the lines - Any bets on Brewster offski before the Jam Tart game ?

Wilson, Wyness, Patti and Hart all have to feature - they wont be here next season. :029: Then lets look at who to play out of position but keep Niculae up front. :023: Bambi and Maguire have to play as they are the pets. :029: I also like Hastings and Royster. :023: Imrie played too well out of position v Gretna - he needs a rest. :029: FRASER TOKELY PROCTOR MAGUIRE HASTINGS WILSON COWIE MCBAIN PATTI WYNESS AND NICULAE (the wrong way around :023: )

See it WORKED - I have assisted you in getting rid of some of your repressed internalised anger and allowed you, in a therapeutic and cathartic manner, to project it harmlessly at myself - the therapist. That will cost ya a double voddie and coke by the way - my fees are not feckin cheap. :rotflmao:

I think that needs to be in the past tense as well !!