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I too agree with the fat ******* but have to say that I find that the stewards have been very keen to get to know me better.

Fer fecks sake - ya could have used your frustration to good use last Saturday. Setanta hone in on Sebo and his new hairstlye and here is your good self seated rite behind him. Ya could have given the **** a few slaps and spits, pretending to aim your venom at Rory & Co.

I am reliably informed that he is about to embark on a career as a porn movie actor. I also found it amusing that he has chosen the screen name of Squirrel Heathmount !!!

Dear Moderators, I continue to be bemused at the fact that I am regularly chastised and/or censored for alledged "abuse" of other posters but when the shoe is on the other feckin foot the moderators all appear to revel in, or join in with, my ridicule. May I remind you all that I too have a heart and can experience sensitivity at times. IHE :019:

Such a punishment would not be sniffed at.

Maybe its a line up or a speeding offence.

Another blow fer Mike Smith. :017:

I am informed that the first Marius Niculae Supporters Branch has been inaugurated at a meeting in the Commercial Inn, Dingwall this evening. Their war cry is going to be - O2 O2B O2B A Romany. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

How do I complain to a moderator ? :008:

WHOOOOOOOOOO. But Niculae is a mere squad player. Deano is the main man.

Or ya could border on the controversial and print and we dont give a feck whoever you may be .. or feckin may be not.

Do ya fancy a celebration jamming session before the Arab game ya sarcy ****. :rotflmao:

I should suggest that he isnt match fit and will be on the bench.

I have just received a telephone call from Pat Nevin who assures me that, off the record, that it was my humanitarian plea that swayed the decision. I am also assured that Marius is going to buy me a double vodka and coke with his first wage.

I bet the ghosts are feckin shittting themselves. :rotflmao: The Scottish PARA-ABNORMAL Society.

Human rights for Gypsies ?

Or to the tune of Floyds' " Brick in the wall". We dont need no Maradonna We dont need his ball control We dont pass to one another We just rush up to the gaols Oh Caley Leave us cnuts alone All in all Its just another hoof of the ball

I have just been contacted by the Home Office and given them my verbal reference. The meeting is therefore still on-going at the time of posting. I think that my Romany humanitarian argument went down well and may just sway the verdict.

AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH and its Aquifer season.

I have managed to covertly obtain a copy of the appeal drafted by Alan Savage which will be presented to the Home Office Permit Appeal Panel tomorrow. The document. in its entirity, is almost 10 pages long but I felt that the following two paragraphs highlighted how the appeal is based on footballing, political, cultural and humanitarian grounds. "We feel that Marius is a player of the highest calibre and would be able to contribute significantly to the development of the game at the top level in Scotland. He has played at the highest levels across Europe, representing well known clubs such as Dinamo Bucharest, Sporting Lisbon, Standard Liege and Mainz. He has represented his country (Romania) on 17 occassions, netting 6 international goals. His international career has been temporarily halted due to injury problems and contract issues with his previous club, Mainz of Germany. He will undoubtedly be a crowd puller in Inverness and will bring media attention to the footballing outposts of the Highlands. Inverness Caledonian Thistle Football Club has developed dramatically in the last six years and Marius will undoubtedly enhance this reputation and strengthen our finances accordingly. This could bring increased prosperity to the region as a whole. Marius will also be an added attraction to the ever increasing multi-cultural, international and cosmopolitan appeal of the SPL." "From a cultural and humanitarian perspective we feel that Marius could develop into a role model and icon like figure to the large ***** populations north of Inverness. We have received a testimonial from the Ross-Shire Romany Society who stress that Marius's Romany status would be inspirational to the local amalgamation of tinkers, caravan dwellers, peg sellers, travelling folk and beggars, predominantly populating the poorer areas of Dingwall and Easter Ross. It is envisaged that the mere fact that he can be seen to live, work and prosper in a big city would be inspirational in itself."

Or could they claim that he was fraudulent when he listed his profession as a footballer.

I thought that he was a full time DJ and played football as a hobby.

Danny Dichio and Santa - Toronto is on the feckin world map.

Perhaps we should add that he will be in close proximity to the ***** population of Ross-shire and is a high calibre Romany and his guidance could significantly improve the standards of caravans in the area.

Dont worry - I am reliably informed by my mole in the Border and Immigration Agency Sports and Entertainments Team in Sheffield that Niculae is practically a 100% yes - and he has advised me that Marius clearly satisfies the criteria in regard to playing fer ICT in the SPL. Panels Where an application does not meet the published criteria, a club may request a panel to consider the player?s skills and experience. In these cases the sports and entertainments team, Border and Immigration Agency, will refer the club's evidence to an independent panel. Where possible the club?s supporting evidence will be sent to the governing bodies in advance for their consideration in order to allow an informed decision. The panel will normally consist of representatives from the relevant football governing bodies together with up to three independent experts. The panel's terms of reference are: To consider whether the player is of the highest calibre and to consider whether the player is able to contribute significantly to the development of the game at the top level in UK. The panel will make a recommendation to the Border and Immigration Agency whose decision will then be relayed to the club. Full terms of reference and roles of the panel members and the club are available to attendees. Clubs should note that, in respect of any application, there will only be one panel available (i.e. a panel and recommendation, followed by a decision). A club should therefore ensure that all evidence it wishes to present in support of its application is presented to the panel. If the club has previously made an application that was unsuccessful at panel a further panel cannot be requested for the same player during the season. For these purposes a season is deemed to run from 01 June until 31 May. Further information This criteria sheet should be used in conjunction with the Sports and Entertainments Guidance for Employers when making a work permit application. The above general criteria for work permit applications under the Sports and Entertainment criteria are available in the booklet ?Applying for a Sports and Entertainment Work Permit - Guidance for Employers?. These can be viewed on the website www.workingintheuk.gov.uk or are available in paper form from the distribution centre telephone 0117 344 1471 between 9am and 5pm Monday to Friday. For more information please contact us at: Border and Immigration Agency Sports and Entertainments Team PO Box 3468 Sheffield S3 8WA