IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

Well the Sun is an improvement. It used to be the Dandy and the feckin Beano.

Beware of the little green eyed monster. OK .. I admit it .. I got it wrong fer once .. but my powers of second sight failed to note the telling signs in the tea cup. I took it that the tea leaf of good fortune was a sure sign of Dargo's fitness but it was a stain as Mrs IHE hadnt washed up properly.

What prediction was that???? That juanjo would be in attendance at Rosscoes Testimonial. :shakebooty:

He was up on a business trip. :008:

I thought my reply was more direct and to the point. :006:

Black was "rested" :010: against the Blades. Ominous

Excuse feckin me : Rankin will sign Correct Arabs chase Black and Proctor Correct and not over yet, especially Black Dods and Dargo to sign new contracts ( and details of their wishes) and stay Looking good Blades to come on loan was substantiated but fell through due to wages and wishful gaurantees. Campbell to sign Looking good The gym unfortunately was no feckin rumour but a feckin forced enterprise that went sadly wrong. :019: :019: :019:

get a feckin education and some capital letters ya stoopid soap dodging *****.

Will CC go the whole hog? -------------------------------Fraser------------------------------- Parratt-------Dods-----------Hastings------------Proctor----- Campbell------------Black-------------Keogh-----------Morgan -------------Rory--------------------Dargo---------------------

Feckin good shout Feck me. Second time yhis morning I concurred with a feckin jeggie. :010: :010:

Feckin great news .. And I got yet another prediction rite :003: I can now watch him on Granada TV on a regular basis.

As the Jeggie succinctly pointed out..it was only a feckin testimonial and Rosscoe picked the feckin team. Rankin only got in cos he cant play against his old caravan dwelling brethren. It was interesting that the three major missing personnel are in contract disputes. Will they all play today?

I am reliably informed that dargo and Rory will start today. :003:

Gutted that I will not be able to clap the big man on and off the park tonite but I would wish to proffer the big man some genuine IHE respect. :011: :notworthy01: :notworthy01: Ross Tokely is the epitome of the ICT attitude over the years. He has remained loyal and totally committed throughout our long journey through the leagues and has now established himself as an SPL stalwart. He states that he feels that he can keep on going fer another ten feckin years. I'll drink to that. :drinking08: :drinking09: :drinking09: :drinking09: :drinking09:

I am reliably informed that these are very much finance orientated discussions and this is a make or break meeting following the recent Brewster re-bid. Will be very interesting to see if Blackie plays tonite. If he does then yer signature is safe. Black fer a further two years would be the biggest boost of the lot. He is the one player who has been sought after the most. I am also reliably informed that the signing of Rankin has been seen as a big positive by Black.

:017: :017: :017: SO......Where does that put Dargo?

The signing is not in doubt now that Ross has been lost.

The perspective from Aviemore is evidently clouded by an unamed substance. :017:

I reckon that it could just be a 4-5-1 season BROWN PROCTOR DODS MUNRO HASTINGS WILSON ROSS( sheff. Utd) RANKIN MORGAN CAMPBELL DARGO

Changed days saying this but the Blades encounter far outweighs the Tink tie. Despite the fact that it is a testimonial it is the game where for at least 45 minutes we have to play our probable starting X1 for the Midden tie. County will provide a great oppportunity to see how good are fringe player are. Expect a side similiar to the Deveronvale game to turn out there. It is nothing to do with any transfer arrangement which is pure rumour mongering. :003:

Muvversmell quoted as asking fer £400,000 fer Skippy. Where does that put Dargo?

Wyness, even when he was scoring freely in the SFL, can be an infuriating ******* who does not look like he is trying. That is part of his nature but his job is goalscoring and he is always likely to sneak one.

Have a feeling that we have to persevere with young Rory. He needs ample first team experience and the confidence of a goal or two. I suspect that the fact that we do not appear to have sought to buy a tall striker suggests that we are happy with Rory. Brewster always sang his praises and he, if anything, is a good judge of strikers. Friendlies are just training matches and aimed to hone up fitness and sharpness. I feel sorry fer trialists who are in a no-win situation and sometimes try too hard to impress. The decision on Campbell and Glass will rest on the training ground performances but I am reliably informed that Campbell has impressed with his attitude as much as his prowess. I always felt that we missed an individual with real pace to come on for the last 20-30 minutes. That can tear tiring teams apart.

Are you having chopper problems RIG? Anyway it looks like me and ma crutches will be at Chorley v East Stirlingshire. But I promise to post a Match Report. :001:

Skid marks. They really can still happen when you have shoved the head of the shower rite up after a poo. You pull off yer pants at nite and there is that feckin brown line!!