Having made a site inspection today, I am prepared to accept that the Friars' Bridge is actually two bridges and that there are therefore TEN over the Ness.
Because that also allows me to proclaim Caley D's genius in the manner in which he has disproved one of the alleged sayings of the Brahan Seer! :021:
This cut and paste is a claim on behalf of Mr. MacKenzie (that's Kenny from Brahan not Johndo from Craig Dunain).
"When the ninth bridge crosses the Ness, there will be fire, flood and calamity,"
Bear in mind, that in and around 1675, Inverness was a small village of little importance nestled on the banks of the river Ness. People in that age would not comprehend WHY the river would require 9 bridges.
This prediction by the Brahan Seer was made over 300 years ago. A ninth bridge was built in 1987. Only two years later: the Piper Alpha oil rig in the North Sea exploded, killing 167 oil workers (fire); the 127-year-old rail bridge across the Ness was washed away (flood); and the aircraft crashed in flames on Lockerbie, with a loss of 279 lives (calamity).
Coincidence, perhaps?
However, if we accept what Caley D has come up with, there were NEVER nine bridges over the Ness because with the opening of the Friars' Bridge(s) in 1986 the number went up instantaneously from 8 to 10. So the Brahan Seer is talking bollox and the alleged justification (Lockerbie, Piper Alpha etc) is just the usual mumbo jumbo of the type usually used to justify astrology and similar nonsense.
So well done Caley D! Just beware of a woman called MacKenzie with a desire to chuck you headlong into a barrel of boiling tar! :D
I did take a walk down the central reservation this afternoon and yes, there is a definite gap of around 1-2cm between the "bridges". They are also incredibly symmetrical with axes of symmetry both parallel and perpendicular to the flow of the river. Even the lamp posts conform and the only thing I could find to contradict this was the odd drain cover a metre or so out of place.
Charles please tell me you were not lying under Friars Bridge today to verify this post, and if you were have you got any pictures :021:
Edited to say that I have now read that you walked down central reservation rather than go underneath for a look, pity