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Sex with :024: before anyone starts asking why such a perverted thread and if im gonna be using it to get off on anything, the answer is clearly a fecking no no :003: well not unless my girl ditches me :tic01: But the reason i ask is cos of this newspaper story..... Man Caught Having Sex with Bike :rotflmao: :rotflmao: But a serious question does come out of this :016: worryingly :015: The guy in question has been put on the sex offenders register for this :017:passionate experience :017: so to ask a serious question, where is the line drawn before crossing it becomes an offence ? :003: Women are freely allowed to get off with any kind of object from places like Ann Summers and website purchases and do what is described as "sex acts" with them and some men like to have the odd relationship with a blow up doll and do "sex acts" with them, so why was this man no allowed with a bike :001: Whatever the answers this thread gets, its still a weird perversion that guy in ayrshire has and as for the guy with the pavement who was also convicted

Malkowski makes me cringe when the ball goes near him :007: I hope he never plays for us again :crazy07: so would have to be Ridgers for me :003:

Yeh it was 2 And theese 4 were thrown out for being drunk Good win today :clapping03: :clapping03: :clapping03: Niculae no goal again :029::024:

He (Calderwood) said: "Europe has been brilliant for this club with the excitement caused by our displays against Dnipro. Exciting? I thought they were dull and played fairly average against Dnipro in both games, personally dont think either of them deserved to go through but someone had to, still whatever turns old jellybelly on.

Always thought rugby was for a Queen :023:

Why the **** anyone would want to register interest in that job i do not know. Derek Adams will be yer next manager, they say its kept in the family up there :blah01:

[img width=500 height=262] :029: Spot the Title of the website :rotflmao: Do they sell Parkhead - English translation guides yet. :024:

Looking at the latest few comments, theres a few choice words i could use to describe ya :sillywave: I thought this was a Marius Niculae thread :024: If that quote by Savage is true (haven't read the local bog roll yet) then IF Marius isn't 100% fit and he recognises it, Then why the **** is he playing over players who are fit :029: FFS :32:

So thats the game Vladimir Romanov uses to work out who's playing for Hearts :sillywave: Or does that come in another box :024:

I had the misfortune of getting Lennon's book "Man and Bhoy" as a present when it came out. but rather than show no respect at all, i did actually read the book and have kept it. In it he mentions the Juanjo incident, Its quite a fairy tale. I quote Lennon's take on the incident from the book - "The biggest talking point of the early part of the season came when we played Inverness Caledonian Thistle up there. Juanjo came in a bit late on me, so i pushed him and he reacted by poking his head into my face. Referee Dougie McDonald didn't see it, but the fourth official did. Alan Freeland is an experienced referee and he saw what happened and McDonald decided to send off Juanjo. "The television cameras were at the other end of the ground and had not captured the incident clearly, so i do not know on what basis the pundits decided that i had been feigning injury." "It was made out that i had tried to get Juanjo sent off, on the basis that the Inverness said that he had not touched me - well he would say that, wouldn't he? In all my career I have never tried to get a fellow professional a card." :017: :017: :017: The fact he still believes this nonsense after being proved to be a cheat and puts it in his book shows how much little respect he has for any other club or player.

Neil Lennon in the media saying that Dida should be embarrassed :010: Is this the same Neil Lennon that rolled around across the Pittodrie pitch holding his face after NO contact from Juanjo and managed to get him sent off. :007: :007: :007: Lennon - Dida is No Angel Its no fecking depression he's got its Amnesia :008: :008: :008:

If Oldham can take that [***removed***] Lee Hughes and play him like they do after being in jail for mowing down and killing someone and running away from the scene of the crime and to top it off being released early, then surely ICT can find it in them to forgive a man who made a mistake and has only been fined ?300. feck sake we all do things we wish we hadn't in our private life's, I'm not saying Richie was right pissing about with drugs but the fact is, Richie has not killed anyone and if Oldham can give someone a 2nd chance (personally i dont think Hughes deserves one back in football) for a crime much much worse, maybe we should have it in us to forgive Richie and let him get on with his career. If ICT sack him the club should be fecking well ashamed of themselves for not supporting him and getting him back to what he's good at, and that's playing football. :33: [modbreak=Scotty]namecalling removed.[/modbreak]

Typical Strachan spitting out the dummy and throwing the toys out the pram :rotflmao: He's a poor mans Jose Mourinho when he talks to the media. The man is a complete and utter tool.

Are you suggesting Brewster will have the bollocks to do that to Niculae if necessary ? :014: Because he'd be most likely sacked on the spot :sillywave:

Disadvantaged by his height, especially in the Scottish game where its tough and hes going to be kicked about for being the small guy. Need to see more of him though to really have an opinion on his actual gameplay i think.

Marius is known in footballing terms as a "Striker" not a 'Set up and watch' He has to start scoring some goals, sorry but I'm not gonna pussyfoot around him or any other player regardless of who they are or where they come from in-case I'm offending them, I couldn't give a feck if he came from the moon or was bleeding Thierry Henry. The harsh reality is people are seeing the same thing he is slow and immobile. Yes his touches are good and his passes are excellent, so what we saying here folks, he should be a midfielder and have roles like the crabs, Barry Ferguson and Neil Lennon ?. His current position is a striker he should be scoring goals and given his past "illustrious history" should be earning his ?4000 a week or whatever he is getting. Wyness, Bayne and Brewster can all do it for far much less money and can set players up as can our Midfielders. I'm not going to look for the stats but he must have played nearly 10 games now ? and his only goals have come against Arbroath in the cup. That is not international class. As IHE has said there are four pages about whether Mike Fraser should be dropped, Theres plenty of threads slating Rory McAllister for not scoring goals, Why is Marius being left out and instead being defended by the majority ? Surely people are not scared of having an opinion on him in-case it gets misunderstood for racism :029: Marius is a footballer and like all others will probably gladly take any praise but if he cant take the criticism of his weak points he should not be playing the game. I'll give him credit where its due when he starts doing what he's paid for, Scoring goals. Was he or was he not brought here to replace Dargo ? ?4,000 a week (i dont give a toss how it adds up to that amount it his is approx weekly earning) for no goals, Alan Savage Sir - it looks like you are a mug and are being taken for a ride!. :029: Brewster drop Marius and give Bayne a couple of games please. :021:

:015: :015: :015: Less than 5 months in charge, Top of the 2nd Division, "It was mutually agreed that his contract be terminated with immediate effect," :024: Gotta be far more into this story than its letting on :004:

Funny as Feck details about Hearts come out by Craig Gordon in the media this weekend nearly 10 pages of it from what i've heard :rotflmao: I presume he did'nt sign the confidentiallity agreement Cant find a link online to it, but its apparently all spread out in the News of the World. [img width=500 height=687] Anyway some of the details for folk who may not have seen this :001: A magic black box, that you put your hand on and it tells you in Russian if your fit to play or not. :015: :015: :015: Vlad designed home and away strips for Hearts, the home one had maroon tartan shorts with a SPORRAN printed on them. :015: :015: :015: A Lithuanian man walking around in a hospital gown that looks like PJ's with a clipboard in his hands, saying he could heal the players injurys by minipulating the flow of energy in the injured area with his hands. :015: :015: :015: So many Lithuanian players training with the Hearts squad, that Gordon didn't know half there names. :015: :015: :015: Training consisted of Piggy Backs and Wrestling. :015: :015: :015: Lets be honest, Hearts are owned by a maniac :rotflmao:

Sounds as if Football Focus is taking the team more seriously than Scotsport do. :001: Whatever next a Live game on the BBC :023: Hint to BBC Scotland for the Aberdeen - ICT cup game :023:

The club tried that along the A9 with the singing section and managed to **** it up by not putting a roof on it :33: How many people wanna change there season tickets from a seat in the dry warmth of the north stand for an open section in the wet and cold conditions over the winter when you attempt to stand up the stewards come over and tell you off for it, the club and the stewards need to realise the fans are attending a football match not fecking kindergarten.

Meanwhile down at Chelsea from the weekend :018: The derby match versus Fulham will be the first time fans will have the chance to vent their anger at Roman Abramovich about the loss of their manager. Security in the ground will take away banners if they are viewed as been anti-Ambramovich. A club insider revealed Chelsea's top brass are braced for a torrent of abuse against the higher management, and offending banners will be taken away under health and safety regulations. Today on the BBC site Chelsea Fans Bordering Racism in the report "Chelsea supporters were also chanting the name of Mourinho " how on earth is that border racist towards Avram Grant :024: :029: Its coming to the day when taking yourself into a stadium will be banned under health and safety :33: :rotflmao: Would it be wrong to suggest taking in banners to the next ICT home game (The Setanta Clash with Aberdeen) to get some Media Coverage over this farce every home game. Some nice banners with "stewards out" and "safety officer out" or is that likley to get them even more wound up and selective in their targeting :017:

The Arab has gone a little quiet Losing to Gretna :015: :015: :015: FFS :015: :015: :015: :001: We'll be back in our rightful position above the Arabs soon enough :001:

Played excellently against Falkirk and the most entertaining game of football i have ever seen from ICT. Bit sloppy at times in patches after the Falkirk goals and for some spells in the 2nd half but that cant go against anything the guys put in over the course of the 90 minutes. We looked a real class act at times with the neat passes, nice wee flicks and touches and Ian Black scoring a goal that Lionel Messi would have been proud of, and at times I was even surprised we played that good. We have far more potential than we would like to think and without putting pressure on the guys, If we don't finish in the top 6 this season it will be a shock going on that games evidence. I hope Roman Abramovich wasn't watching, He'll be after Brewster to replace Avram Grant :sillywave:

Is there not some XXX websites you can advertise your activities from Hotel Room 8 on , Bebo has lots of kids on it :crazy07: Yer goings on are too creepy for me :010: :sillywave:

Bye Bye to silly little Gretna :blah01: Thanks for entertaining us the past 8 SPL games you have had your fun with the big boys but now you can start to slowly decapitate yourselves back to where you came from - a village club with no money playing the likes of Whitby Town and Bridlington. No need to redevelop Raydale anymore