Ronaldo

There's to many ooooooooooo's in the chorus. And you are very very clever getting every sentence to end in "O" DT, something that Shakespeare and Frank Zappa had in common.

Great idea, lets swap him for Robbie Fowler

Is it possible that the plan was to offer a one year deal to both and see if they'd bite and if not then offer a second year? Not sure if this is a tactic used by us, but I'm sure it's been done elsewhere depending on the individual(s) in question and the general situation at any given time.

How about Lee Carsley, Read what he says in the Herald yesterday. I'm sure SPL would be a far better bet for him than champs or div 1 or 2 in England. He would probably agree himself.

well youve got a **** sense of humor sorry mates that was my gay little son

well youve got a **** sense of humor

What happend to the Karl Orf tune whatever it's called, the old spice advert one?

I hope he's got a receipt.....

Davie, can I take it that picture was taken at 5.45pm and you were still gloating?

My birfday today too! As well as Peter Gabriel and Stevie Wonder, 13th May, a glorious day, or what's left of it I think we should have a birthday thread any takers for tomorrow?

Is six figures ?100,000 or ?999.999?

No sweat, we could afford nos. 36, 41 & 45!

Blimey 16 players, do you think we've upset them?

I'd buy Ross County as a feeder club and keep the other ?19.999.950.

Sorry Carnoustie!

Mr Carnoutie, kind words. I'd like to see us give you a two goal lead today...then beat you!

I generally don't go to away games I don't deserve one

When we signed him my only thoughts were this is a backward step. I have never seen him play better than he has this season Good on you Golly!

Gates open at 1.30pm and close at 1.30am

Ritchie Foran signing for two years has made my day.

The repercussions? I might get a pair of muddy knees if I fall over. Perhaps the club wishes to make a statement or give fans planning to go on the pitch after the game some advice?

Can we not erect a marque on the pitch after the game. I know some will have a problem getting a carryout through the turnstiles, but I'm sure we can use the players entrance........

The Sunday Herald had a very good picture in it yesterday.. own up no.10? I couldn't make the game as we were away for the weekend so I'm saving myself for this Saturday. Looks like we missed a good day at the beach though!

My big brother stays in Lewes, he says it's warmer down there.....

I never reached the point at which I thought there was no hope and I'm sure has been the case for most fans, or I would certainly like to think so. As for the 1st division, we could have been here forever, scary place!