After last season I feel that this season is like going back with a boring girlfriend after she has cheated on you with your best mate, to find she has learned a thing or two and is suddenly more exciting and adventurous.

Some boyfriends realise they have to get over it quickly or the relationship is doomed, some feel that the girlfriend has to suffer just a little bit more before they can trust again.

With that in mind I think the doubters should be cut some slack. I am going to give them until the December 31st to stop greeting every time she looks in the general direction of another man then if they still feel the same they can feck off and watch county. Appreciate your thoughts

Before you start to love someone else, you have to learn to love yourself.

from 'Everything I needed in life, I learned from Oprah'

Wise words Starchief bit it was my best mate....theoretically I mean

Wise words Starchief bit it was my best mate....theoretically I mean

Booooooooooooooooooo

This is a magic season no matter what happens. Great to be top 5 in Movember

Ah grasshopper - the "girlfriend" of last season didnt look after herself. She put on a bit of weight, wore dowdy clothes and became a bit of a dull,plain Jane. She got so infuriating and boring, especially on a match day, that you often slept in the spare bed, Nobody else would look at her twice and she basically did'nt turn anybody on. Her moods changed from minute to minute but yet she still thought that she was doing OK and stubbornly resisted change. Then this pre season she sits down and takes stock of her life and talks to a psychologically minded wizard from Chorley. She accepts that she has flaws and has to improve. She wants to go abroad to bronze herself but as money is tight she spends a few weeks shopping in the Primarks of Englandshire and is also able to grab a wee bit of Spanish sunshine. She goes on a diet, puts on a slap of make-up and gets her hair done. She slowly gains confidence and men in the street start noticing her again, passing positive comments and the wolf whistling increases. She simply becomes consistent and relaxed in her mood. She sticks to the same shampoo, the same perfume and the same shape and looks. Sure she has the odd day off, usually once a mouth, but who doesnt !! There are days like yesterday when half of the Highlands would jump into bed with her. She has come alive again but although she will strut her stuff she will remain loyal and will not stray.

Many doubted that she could change and she had got herself in a rut. But most could see the undoubted potential and remember the beautiful girl in her hey day. It was always there under the skin and just needed some minor alterations. And who knows - she may well attract the punters from the Dark Side instead of watching them slump wearily into the South Kessock night.

"Sure she has the odd day off, usually once a mouth," :laugh:

Cheered up a dull Sunday Johndo.......................wheres ma match report?

The problem is, when you discover you are being 2 timed, give another chance only to find nothing has changed !!!!!!!!

Over the bridge with you Bigman

off the bridge more like

There are days like yesterday when half of the Highlands would jump into bed with her...

And the other half are busy with their farmyard animals.

Ooh-Aar!

Was your best mate male or female ?

I have been with my girl since 1964

Never experienced your problem , but I do feel that the Motherwell game will live long in the memory

Was your best mate male or female ?

I have been with my girl since 1964

Never experienced your problem , but I do feel that the Motherwell game will live long in the memory

What Motherwell game?