IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

But who won the Tokely v Adams fite ?

Oh yes it does. And as it is pantomime season I would like to put in a "plug" for Cinderella that is being shown at the Porthmahomack Palace at starring Laurence and Dougal.

I would rather be filmed than being photographed, fingerprinted, ejected and/or put in to a feckin cell. I would imagine that would be extremely distressing. What these yoofs need is an older adult role model. I was reliably informed that the police were filming as several complaints had been made after the County game by fans of BOTH teams, in respect to behaviour and language. The police had little option to do what they did. I bet they all thought that it was a feckin waste of time as well.

I have just got home and have been asked to get in touch with a DC at Hoghton (preston CID) in regard to "alleged hooligan and racial abuse acivity" in Inverness last nite !!

That could be construed as cute - you took the feckin photo from the wrong end.

My reputation must be going down as I walked in last night with a Tesco bag holding a cut price bottle of Smirnoff and six cans of Irn Bru.

Well I am on ma way home on the train. As far as I am concerned the better team won and we are in the next round. In the first half, until Vigurs scored as good a goal as you can get - as in the first game - we were a class above and if we had hit a second we could have waltzed it. County were really up fer it and showed that they had far more to prove than we did. The conditions favoured the underdog and affected our footballing prowess. Some of our players had an off day but - feck me - at the end of the day it is all about who scores the most goals - and we feckin did. That was County - in the second half - at 150% and us playing at 70-80% - so what does that tell ya. Plus we would have capitulated before and despite putting on an apparent remake of the Alamo - it was more like feckin Bannockburn. And we played the same starting eleven again and we kept our winning run going. It will be a different story when we feck them on 02/01/2013.

Yon feckin announcer needs moderating.

Mr Adams declares that he can't wait until the New Year Derby so that he can wipe the smile of a few faces - well I can't wait to add a few more feckin wrinkles to that feckin moaning gudgies visage.

Dickhead Eejit Rite Ersehole Knob Asslicking Dumbo Anal Manky Shitthouse

There is nothing better than winning and there is nothing worse than losing to travelling people. The bottom line is that TB has finally thrown away the la de feckin da coaching manuals of the modern day and returned to some of the old fashioned thinking. He has finally settled on a system and he clearly also now knows the chosen first eleven and who to replace them with. He has also thankfully abandoned the equally nouveau crepe of squad rotation. In his hey day playing game after game was the norm and there was none of this garbage that professional footballers get feckin burnt out if they play more than one feckin game a week. Terry is probably relishing the luxury of having fit and available players on a regular basis but he may as well enjoy it whilst he feckin can. I say we play the same team over and over again as long as we feckin can. So lets feck the gypos, lets feck the Arabs, lets feck Dungdee, lets feck Midden and lets go out of 2012 in style and fecki St Jones Town as well. And lets first foot Tinkerville and start 2013 off in feckin style again - and lets pray that we play the same feckin starting eleven over and over again.

He floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee.

Totally agree but I would suggest that the same goes to Richie Foran - shure have a wee moan but praise the feckin faithful that do feckin go.

Get yer tonsils washed in feckin vodka as Tuesday nite is all about feckin singing

Lets get down to the feckin nitty feckin gritty - WE ARE A CLUB IN ITS FECKIN INFANCY - WE ARE A CLUB THAT WILL ALWAYS BE A FECKIN SHOP WINDOW FOR "BIGGER" CLUBS - WE ARE A CLUB THAT WILL LOSE OUR BEST PLAYERS ON A FECKIN REGULAR BASIS - WE ARE A CLUB THAT WILL ALWAYS STRUGGLE FINANCIALLY TO BALANCE THE BOOKS - WE WILL ALWAYS FACE COMPETITION FROM THE OLD FIRM AND THE ATTRACTION TO GLORY HUNT. And we will possibly never be in the same positive position that we are now BUT we just seem to keep going and going - year after feckin year - on a feckin shoestring, picking up players who many have dismissed and blending them in to a feeling of togetherness. Have we had some feckin great times or feckin what ? We probably only have a fan base of 2000-3000 but that is becoming the faithful and it can only grow if we influence the yoof of inversneckie to follow - and staying in the SPL will only help that recruitment and retention process. It took me 3 feckin seasons to forgive and forget the bloodiness of the merger - BUT I have built up a tremendous group of friends from all over the feckin world - AND I am now INVERNESS CALEDONIAN THISTLE till i die - which could be a feckin long time !! If we are in the bottom division in 2021 and playing East Stirlingshire on a feckin frost Tuesday nite in mid-january - I will be feckin there - WILL YOU ?

In there stepped a stately raven of the saintly days of yore; Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he; But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door Perched, and sat, and nothing more. - The Raven by Edgar Allen Poe My old mucker Eddie Poe had evidently only been to the Stain Midden game this season And - wait fer it - respect to Terry Butcher fer taking the risk of signing him and then by sticking by him

I suspect that GTWB Productions may present a brand new Pantomime presentation:

Section G from Chorley

Is my sporran potentially at risk ?

I have suggested this before but this season has led to a specific enquiry from the Pfizer Multinational Pharmaceutical Company in respect of the proposed devlopment of a new Selective Serotonin Receptor Inhibitor anti-depressant drug with a chemical name of IHE - Invernessian Heightening Emotion - branded under the "over the counter" name of "TOGETHERNESS". SSRIs (selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors) are the most commonly prescribed antidepressants. They can ease symptoms of moderate to severe depression, are relatively safe and generally cause fewer side effects than other types of antidepressants. SSRIs ease depression by affecting chemical messengers (neurotransmitters) used to communicate between brain cells. Most antidepressants work by changing the levels of one or more of these naturally occurring brain chemicals.SSRIs block the reabsorption (reuptake) of the neurotransmitter serotonin (ser-oh-TOE-nin) in the brain. Changing the balance of serotonin seems to help brain cells send and receive chemical messages, which in turn boosts mood. SSRIs are called selective because they seem to primarily affect serotonin, not other neurotransmitters. But i would claim that TOGETHERNESS is unique as it has previously been trialled and resulted in short term effectiveness but in 2012 this particular "drug" would appear to have a more lasting stimulant effect, albeit in relation to the supporters of ICT - but again evidently if "bottled" would be a breakthrough in the treatment of what Invernessians would describe as "fecked off" - "pissshed off" - or "not quite rite enuff mun". Pfizer would wish to pilot a trial scheme for the inverness area and will be seeking out research "guinea pigs" over the next 3-4 months. This research may be open to variations and biases but - who gives a feck.

I am going to bring in some red and black jeggie flares on Tuseday nite:

Feck me - Dougal is living in the past and when he hears about the merger he will be shattered. Even the casuals join forces in Dungdee.

I can recall ma old mucker Benjamin Disraeli declaring at an olde County v Caley game - in a similar but evidently superior intellectual conflab in comparison with the aforementioned that "A precedent embalms a principle" and even Anne Louise Germaine de Stael piped in that " The past that is so presumptuously brought forward as a precedent for the present, was itself founded on some past that went before it". Therefore I have to take the side of young Luke Skywalker and agree that - and i quote for future usage - "Lets always focus on feckin Ross County, that is the only feckin true precedence to follow".

Yip - we text and skype each other regularly - especially on fridays when he needs some tactical advice.