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I am always amazed at how peeple can leave belongings at a football match.

All we need to do now is to buy somebody called Fanny and Renegade is sorted. Dont know where all the rumours came from but it is the same team that started at Tannadump.

Dear Oddquine, Certainly sounds like PMS to me (Problematic Mobile Syndrome) Symptoms of PMS More than 100 symptoms have been associated with PMS. Common symptoms can be grouped into emotional, behavioural and physical categories. Emotional and behavioural symptoms can include: anxiety - clearly evident mood swings clearly evident tiredness clearly evident irritability clearly evident - poor RIG depression probable given the defeat and the cold conditions a loss in confidence or cant multi task like most wummin clumsiness or cant multi task like most wummin Physical symptoms can include: headaches clearly evident feeling bloated Needs further investigation - what about flatulence ? a change in your appetite Bet you had a pie pain in your joints Shoulder and finger pains due to constant txting tender breasts needs a physical check in the near future abdominal (tummy) pain could be anxiety linked These symptoms aren't unique to PMS - it's the timing of the symptoms that is the telltale sign of the condition. The symptoms will: appear during the two weeks leading up to your monthly payment get better once your payment has been made come back each month Doctor Johndo xx

Fer fecks sake mun - gey yer erse in to the North Stand and add to the atmosphere - what is the point of rustling sweeties behind the away teams bench !!

You dont have to be a feckin nuclear scientist to realise that Oddquine was having a feckin bad week.

Looks like the old voodoo trick is working - feck me does rosscoe look ill or wot ?

Top Six and beyond ? And the **** is Muppet Proof as well.

But there are only Special Schools in Helgin ?? And dont fret Caley girl - we got them back down the Carse Road.

I would have though that the only way to travel would be by Bluebird Bus. You can book via this link : South Wales Travel

Great phottie of the Caldwell Brothers in the Wigan Evening News last nite - Id forgotten that they looked so much alike.

I have a phottie of Sutherland and Rooney having contract talks

I can see where Hairy is coming from and this game is a test of resolve nad potentially a pointer fer the remainder of the season - all I would say is that if we can produce a performance like last Sunday once then we can do it again or better it. My main concern pertains to the old "Home and Away" scenario. I felt that our survival this season would be built on our away results and I feel that we are close to the team that revelled away from home when we had Black, Rankin and Cowie in the engine room - gawd could you imagine that team if we had Hayes, Foran and Rooney to add to it - Anyway it is how we perform at home is the biggie - how we line up tactically and how we respond to defensive minded oppositions. And the crowd could actually be a factor as well. It is not as easy as going stony broke for the early goal but it could be a matter of patience and not panicking - again the crowd plays its part in that as well. Me - I would take a boring 1-0 rite now. Its is the old adage fer tomorrow - three points is the main thing. However I do also expect a performance tomorrow where we attack and go wide as much as possible - I fully expect that we will be in double figures for the week.

Dougie was kool - he used ta make me drool When he went down the wing - he made me wanna sing But he hs made his bed - the feckin Hamilton ned Who thinks he still cute - in his Armani shell suit.

But whodunnit ?

I tried this ploy at a Falkirk Home game and I was in a cell by 16.10.

Good feckin point - Sue the sexist bestards

I understand that this will be classroom style lecturing in order to limit the amount of standing up by the pupils in order to prepare them for healthily watching the SPL.

It is the Highland version of the Copa Libertadores. ICT are Brazil and Wick are the Amazon Jungle X1.

I have given Eric some slagging in the past but he is improving with every game - a bit like the ICT version of Theo Wolcott - lots of pace and energy but caught out if he has too much time to think. There was a moment in the Ersenil game when Theo found himself in an almost identical position to Eric and smashed the ball yards over the bar instead of an easy cut back - Eric chose the correct route - if he continues playing like that he will get more and more assists and the more that the opposition concentrate on Rooney and Hayes the more chance Eric is going to get.

What about yon midweek nite at Clyde when we got stuffed 4-0 or 4-1. Never noticed Dumbfarmlife but I was sober and driving to Clyde.

Close - except Playing Gillet at left back as he needs the bonding and the match practice. I would also play Ross instead of McBain and I would have Eric on the bench

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