IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

Happy new year to the players and supporters - lets hope 2010 is muppetless.

Can I buy your sledge ?

Lets just get feckin rid of any of the red and black and yon stoopid thistle on the badge.

Mine was the same - Bingham was simply superb when we won the league and Tokely has been an ever present - consistent but not the best.

Feck me - this is the only feckin sensible thread posted by the Grenade in the feckin decade !! Goal of the Decade - John Rankin v the Huns or David Bagan at Tynecastle or Wilson at Muvversmell. Player of the Decade - David Bingham for the glorious season - Ross Tokely overall Manager of the Decade - John Robertson Captain of the Decade - The Machine Goalkeeper of the Decade - Mark Brown Defender of the Decade - Bobby Mann Midfielder of the Decade - Barry Robson Striker of the Decade - Denzil Assistant Manager of the Decade - Parky Signing of the Decade - David Bingham Game of the Decade - I'll go for the title winner v St J - but the crowd at the 3-1 cup and 2-0 league Hearts games were awesome. Save of the Decade - Mikie fraser Most Skilful Player of the Decade - Juanjo Goal Celebration of the Decade - Juanjo at Livi Best Moment of the Decade - Most away games - But I will go for Hissy's winner at the Ice Station OR going 1-0 at Hampden.

In that case .. I suggest you may also be going blind.

Why dont you open the feckin curtains then.

What we need are flares and loudhalers. I still have a pair of flares

Purely from a psychological perspective it suggests that it is the unconscious fears of a greedy fat ******* who wanted all the pies for themselves .. well if we take a Jungian persepective of course.

Well here in Valencia the sun is shining and the clouds are dispersing .. after my successful loan period in Las Palmas the muppets have agreed an undisclosed fee to keep me away from the Dump and lead the Mestalla Ultras .. donned in ma IHE outfit.

Fer fecks sake - close this feckin thread down - it is now getting boring and boo hoo hoo - if ya give it out - which many righteous tawts do - ya have to take it back.

Thank feck that Drachmas and Roubles werent still around !!

Wouldnt it be great if Butcher could buy and mould his own team / squad instead of inheriting the old school favourites and others on the buy 1 get one free offer list ? He has his faults but he really hasnt had a chance at Sneck - has he ?

From what Barry Wilson was saying / implying after the game last Saturday a return deal has already been done and I expect him to be back - at least training (in the background) next week. This is the Old School after all. I would welcome his return as long as it is in a learning capacity in a lesser coaching role.

Really? Without doubt . Fit like loon.

But at the end of the day he was a professional playing for an opposing team who used his guile to get a free kick, conned the ref, got one of our players sent off, lose us two valuable points and spoiled the celebration of winning on the road - or he cheated, he knew exactly what he was doing, he got Foran sent off, he set up their equaliser and spolied a good day out. He didnt deserve the extent of the slagging but he did deserve to be booed and wound up.

The Muppets relinquishing control :)

Plus Mr Tosh gave a lift home to Bazza, Foran and Russell !!!

Bah Humbug.

It want let me enter the Dungdee article - but they have found a great way to encourage support - winning and top of the league !!

I would go with that apart from Imrie fer Eagles.

Have to admit that I joined in with some of the chanting but as much to put the **** off as much as anything else. My view is that it was afoul and it was a free kcik - BUT Barry played for it and left his leg trailing. I have seen it on Dewsbury Dudes mobile and Bazza's touch was going away from goals. Barry suffered becos of a terrible refereeing decision to give Foran a yellow for one of his more innocuous tackles and the resultant free kick - lets face it - was a feckin screamer. Yeah he was the ultimate reson that we lost two points but he stuck his leg in as a pro. He was a ******* yesterday but he will always be a Legend.

Yon owd woman cost us the game - she decides to leave just as they are taking the free kick and our wall was still waving to her and joining in the "happy Birthday" chorus and took their eyes of the game.

I just have to remark that the day out to Palmerston was "the best trip" again - so nice to go back there. The wee bar under the main stand - the 5 minute crawl to the away stand - great support fuelled by alcohoel (well t least 7 of us !!) - blood and thunder game - EFFORT +++ from the players - back to the wee bar - Travel Lodge to get changed - my 60th burthday cake (wee bestards!!) - off to the Hole in the wall - and enjoying watching the dancers in Jumping Jacks - Fan bloody tastic. Here is ma Palmerston Smileymometer: ESSON B) B) Is there a better goalkeeper in the SFL ? PROCTOR B) B) B) Solid enuff if not spectacular - did a job and cant ask fer more than that. BULLLY B) B) B) B) I thought that he played better than I have witnessed before - strong and made no errors. First time I can recall that he outshone Granty. GRANTY B) B) B) Solid again but I bet he has feckin nightmares about Lionel. JIMMY ZADI B) B) B) Feck me - I had forgotten about his total lack of positional sense, wandering and miskicks BUT he does have the recovery pace, strength and determination to survive in the SFL - And I bet his ears are sore with the amount of shouting Granty did at/to him !! FORAN B) B) B) Put in a great shift but allowed himself to be wound up by Queens. I take it that he was given the second yellow card for persistent fouling as it was never a bookable offence when Bazza deliberately left his foot in. DUNCAN B) B) B) B) I thought that he was feckin immense in midfield - I didnt see the sending off but A Queens fan told me that he tried to stop the Queens player from getting the ball to restart the game quickly, got a slap for his effort and retaliated with a handbag. Bottom line is that the Queens player had to go and the ref had to do something to Russell. COX B) B) B) Yeah he put in a good shift but was outshone by Duncan - in some ways that mat help as I thought he distributed the ball well. HAYES B) B) B) Why does he fade out of a game in the second half ? He was our potential match winner and ran at Queens whenever he had the chance in the first half but erarely did in the second. If he could put 90 minutes of consistenct together he would be a brammer. ERIC B) B) Really disappointed me - but where did Tel play him ?!! He has pace and movement but I am concerned that he is too lightweight and I would describe his ball control as "dodgy" - still it is early days. ROONEY B) B) B) B) B) My MOM - I thought he did a fantastic job as the lone striker - He often looked like getting the better of their back two - and ran and ran and ran - but also held ther ball up and distributed effectively. He can only get better. SUBS - I would just like to say that Imrie made a huge difference but I take it that he is offski. TB - B) B) B) Again I felt that he played too defensively in the second half and I would have hooked Eric at least 10-15 minutes earlier. REF :029: :019: Some of his decisions - both ways - spoiled the match as an entertainment value. No woner Tel kicked the doord in. AWAY SUPPORT B) B) B) B) B)

Jimmy Zadi v Bazza :011: No feckin contest :P