IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

Well I cut the head of an ugly gypo called the Kurgen and had a marvellous time - feckin the tinks is not all about the football. May I suggest that you put the equivalent of your user name around your throat and pull sharply. ;) :D

Unlucky!!!!!!!!!! Comedy Gold! He who laffs last - laffs longest

Who the feck are Airdrie - I thought that they were dead and feckin buried ?? I reckon we will beat Coatbridge United 4-1.

Sanchez was just too much of a lightweight for a Highland Derby - and the fact that we rely on him to make the telling passes made his invisibility more difficult to take.

Here is a teaser fer ya all to ponder on - the blame can all be placed on a group of individuals fondly regarded as being a bunch of m----e-s.

The problem is that they arent.

But we cant keep on picking him for the sake of not having another CB. There are other players that can play CB. If he stays in for saturday i can see us losing badly to Airdrie I would gladly try somebody else. I dont really want to see Bulvitis in the team but on the other hand I would rather see a natural CB than a makeshift one. It could be worth testing some players to see what happens. But we only have 1 natural Cb in Munro. Bulvitus aint a Natural CB, he is a RB. edit: if the club bothered maybe we can pick up Gary Caldwell in january(cant be worse than Bulvitus surely?) Said that about Bulvitis since the first game I saw him - I reckon it is a done deal that it will be Tokes and Granty in central defence - personally I would play Shinnie and McBain at full back but I reckon Tel Boy will stick by Golly and will play Proctor at rite back. ESSON PROCTOR ROSSCOE GRANTY GOLLY COX DUNCAN HAYES IMRIE FORAN ROONEY

Is it just me or was that not a ICT team worthy of a Highland Derby ?? Off the pitch it was as good as it ever was - if not actually more friendly - even the local polis talked to me !!! There were players on the park who simply did not perform or appeared to realise the importance - and that goes for a couple who should know better - the Tinks wanted it more - the Tinks played for their jersys and they feckin deserved to win and it could have been more. I actually feel sorry fer Butcher - as he has muppets above and below him and no spondoolachs to change it.

They are unfortunately save yer own erse comments and pass the buck - which arent his usual style - perhaps he was pisssed off at the Ipswich score ??

The two fer Butcher were Bulvitis and Sanchez - they basically lost us the match. But to be fair to Butcher - he may have had to stick to the same team as Ayr and Morton - but this was a different game - on a tight pitch and in derby style. Sanchez was never going to survive. By the way - how do I contact the Tinkerville Lost Property Office as I dropped a half bottle of vodka and a tomato sauce bottle.

Undoubtedly I will only be leaving the pub as close to kick off as possible. May I just forewarn peeple that - as I am wearing ma kilt - that if anybody blocks ma route to the back of the goals - I will simply **** ma leg and pissh on them.

Hope it wasnt Marius and his Euros ?

Torres who ? :)

Tatw - I was ignoring that. plus I have to be at the Innes for 10. :)

Will they be playing at full time - only noise will be eminating from the lovely open terrace where the faithful will all take the feckin pisss.

I would like ANY ICT manager to be involved with the media - it raises the profile and potentially attracts sponsorship and players. The man has got the gift of the gab - let him use it - but TB - feckin plug the feckin club - eg - "Torres reminds me a bit of Richie Foran" comments.

I quite fancy walking to Dungwall - where/when shall me meet Gringo ?

Get the feckin kilts on and sing and sing and feckin sing - biggest feckin wind up would be waltzing out of the feckin dump with 3 points and ramming the fact up their gypo erses.

Lets start a feckin book on how long I last Lookin fer a double hat trick of ejections from the Ersehole of the Earth - only been banned once tho. :)

He should be on this forum - perhaps he is ?? :D Sounds like a good man to have a wee dram and the wind up banter wiv.

I wish I knew more people on this Forum to put names to faces :D same here I disagree - it is interesting to watch the fans and try to guess who they are. There are some of us who nobody will suss out - the quiet ones.

Well I'm not wasting that effort - plus I need a berth fer Saturday nite - and it aint going to be in a dry dock !!!

This is the basics fer the training grounds - every team has set play ploys - it isnt just a case of walloping the ball in to the middle. There just simply has to be a mix.

So what exactly is this Darren's feckin background then ? His best ever first move would be to get his erse on here and let us know what some of his plans / objectives are.

What i would suggest is that you No1.yer heads, put on a daft looking kilt, grow a goatee, a "wee" bit of weight, get adequately pished before the game, just go with the pure selfish interest of having a good day, put all yer worries and cares behind ya, remember that you are a Caley Jaggie through and through and basically sing and sing and sing and ignore all the whingeing cnuts around ya.