IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

Great

And who ran the Huns out of the Howden End ?

Aye but it gets ya arrested though - but I am proud to STAND UP fer the cause.

:thumb04: :018: ;) :015: :D :P Aye ya could be rite there - well three days ago anyway - have ya heard of ma collapse - apparently I did an impersonation of Zadi.

The old "conductor" in the kilt will be in the middle oF G & H fer this one.

How the feck did ya get a piccie of me in Hong Kong?

Butcher and Lionel = Brewster and Proctor ?

Lets make shure that we assist the seagulls in pushing the fat Orange Humpty Dumpty rite down the Hill Of Dung and watch the ersehole explode into the North Sea.

TOMORROW WE WILL AT LEAST GET RID OF THE POTENTIAL DANGER TO OUR SURVIVAL !!

Lets just call the **** Phillip Morris fer fecks sake

Well I reckon Lionel Ritchie may be a feckin better footballer as well - at least he has vision !!

What about trying Proctor and Lionel in central defence ?

In the case of Zander is the Z at the beginning or the end ?

;) :thumb04: :018: Feck me I wish 5th Stand and Renegade were a figment of the imagination - Feck adding it to the other thread put it in Anything Goes.

Is there not a superior like minded thread that this drivel can be added to ?

Yes I am afraid that there are some posters on here who are more intent on making personal comments and insults rather than engage in serious discourse. They of course are the erseholes who probably are the more tactically inept and cannot string together sentences that make any sense in footballing terms. :thumb04: Even the venerable Mr B. has degenerated to their level. Feck me he will be on Talk Sport soon as the Sneckie version of Mike Parry. Yes SP - I always back up comments with a rationale - even if it is explaining why the likes of absent mided and dead wood fit the criteria fer erseholes. I actually dont put Butcher in the ersehole category as I have been impressed up to now - I am simply stating that his task is just about to get more difficult and he now has to prove his footballing attributes rather than his undoubted personal strengths - and he has to do it with a squad undoubtedly not of his own choice. I am also advocating that he has to review his tactical plans as well. Good Luck Tel Boy

Well - the converted are having a few doubts. Fer fecks sake the guy is only human but I suspect that he learns quickly - he has done a brilliant job so far and he has taken us and the useless muppets from the brink of disaster. But he now has to move forward with an inherited squad when it is not all about impressing the boss and riding along on the wave of relief to hoof Brewster and the new broom sweeping clean - He now has to prove it on the park. I just think that he has been getting dodgy local advice and shurely he has seen through that and shurely he has to jettison the initial motivating ploy of players keeping their places through average performances and play his best eleven every week even if they do have a dip. He must know who they are.

Not necessarily - Not necessarily. He is the manager - He is the manager. Lets just wait and see - Lets just wait and see. But you are on the rite line - But you are on the rite line.

Now what is wrong with a rose coloured ersehole?? I could think of a worse colour! Gain respect by bad mouthing your own players? By challenging people to fight? Don't think so! . Another ersehole tries to wiggle out of their little hole with a show of projection. At least now we know that you admire rose coloured erseholes. :thumb04: :018: ;)

You need to retrain IHE as your levels of perception have dropped dramatically in this instance. Suggest a refresher is in order, more analysis then a repost with a proper critique. I can sing loudly, often do. Shout abuse too but tend to direct it at the opposition. Find this works best. Come back to me when your ready. I suppose the truth hurts I often find that the erseholes react defensively to direct formulation and use denial and projection - just as you have demonstrated. Tut Tut !!

The bottom line is that the two home games are six pointers - anything from Aberdire is a bonus - plus the "honeymoon" period is over and it is now down to Mr Butcher to lead the team in a tactical and selection sense as well as the motivating sweet talker. Lets hope that he has seen enuff to play his best team.

The best XI changes more often than my telly. At least by playing the same team regularly there's a chance that most of them will have a good shift eventually. Get yer feckin telly and yer brain fixed - The best X1 picks itself !!!!

:thumb04: :018: ;) You may know a lot bout Barcelona but the Sesh Army are an Away support - mind you how would you and the other sweetie rustling whingers know that !! :015:

:thumb04: Utter p1sh . Well I meant on a far smaller scale of course - but the feeling and the singing is there - Stoke at home are immense but Stoke away are feckin pathetic. But put us all together - in a confined away end - and we can perform.

What a feckin great thread an fer once I will be strictly serious: I have always been fascinated by the history of the Jacobites - my Aunt was actually a spey wife who told me that she could sense the aura of a Jacobite around me and told me that I was undoubtedly a Jacobite soldier in a former life. I have some great memories of older relatives who are fiercely Scottish and they have installed the national fervour in me. I wear the kilt with an absolute sense of pride - I wear the same outfit that I wear to games - well a wee bit more dressed up - to dos as that is me - the Jacobite - rough and feckin ready. But it is scenery that means the most to me - I went through a host of close bereavements many years ago - and I can only say that I was drawn to a specific spot - by the words of my dead father in a troubled dream - he guided me to a spot on Lochend Beach - where a wreck of an old boat remains to this day. I can recall going there and looking out to the loch - and it was twilight and misty and the moon shone through - I could even feel the emotion surging through me with a total sense of relief. I have often gone there again - especially in regard to a birth or death - sit there, throw stones into the water and enjoy the most marvellous feeling. I often laff as my family have visited Bannockburn and Culloden - Lesley (wife) and Jordan (stepson) have experienced severe asthma attacks every time whereas Isla and Vicki (true blood) have always felt what they call a "presence" - they have both called it as a "shiver that makes you warm all over". The Braveheart speech and the beheading still bring tears to my eyes as dose Ye Jacobites by name. And if ya want another peek at ma erse tattoo - I am all yours. xx