IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

Sack Tommy Cumming - the man is evidently slacking.

Would ya believe that the muppets in charge of ICT persisted in playing him on the left flank ?!!

Now this is one bubble which is definitely well and truly feckin burst.

So he is a ****** addict who ***** everything in sight ?

Hey I have still got my Donnington Monsters of Jock T-shirt which I spewed on whilst rocking to Metallica.

The man is a charlatan and is not worthy of his proposterous psychic claims. The best and most sincere seers are the immortal ones.

Get on with the opposition - yes. Act civilized - No

OK - lets just give the Supporters Trust a round of applause.

Go back to the first post - and rethink ??

I also think that the only way to play the OF is 4-5-1: I am more concerned about Rosscoe and Zebidee at full back - the Huns have exploited our flanks every game in recent seasons. Here is one that TB wont follow BUT: Esson Proctor Munro Pavels McBain Morais Black Kerr Imrie Foran Odhiambo.

Oh how prophetic.

Although it is a wee bit premature to start worrying about the drop I am heartened that the "honeymoon" period and the slight hysteria has been quelled and a sense of reality is returning. The bubble hasnt exactly burst - It is more like bubblegum which we have to pop back in our gobs, chew a bit more and start blowing up the bubble again. The only problem is that Brewster and the Muppets have chewed a lot of the flavour and pliability out of the bubble gum and poor Butcher will have to chew like a feckin manic billy goat to get a bubble firm and solid enuff to last till the end of the season. Butcher inherited this squad with no time to regroup and his "signings" - apart from Foran possibly - were all "panic buys". He simply is trying to do the best with what he has been given. And dont forget that this is practically a new squad fer 2009 and players and teams take time to gel and get to know each other. And dare I ask the question - "Whos' feckin fault is that?". Esson is prone to the odd bloomer - what goalie isnt ? Who is there (honestly) fer rite back either than Tokely - Zadi is a mare waiting to happen at left back - Granty and Pavels have looked a good pairing this year and hopefully it was a bad day at the office. If anyone can rally and coach the back four it is Butcher. Personally I would go with Black and Kerr in central midfield and I would hook Imrie back to left midfield - pushing Foran up front with Rooney. Imrie and Eric may run all day and have pace but neither has the composure, the forward goalscoring instincts or positioning to be regular scorers - but Butcher is playing them becos they harry defenders and can give us time and space behind them - and they make the odd hoof look an effective ploy. Imrie and Eric may well cause the Huns a few problems with their movement and pace - if only they could score as well. Butcher is doing as good as he could do with what he has got - Remember this is all about survival this season - no more, no less.

Tel has told me that if he plays Kerr and Black together tomorrow - as I have advised - that the payback will be my inherited powers conjuring up a goal from Foran and a goal from Imrie. This may get me in trouble with the older seers but I just have to oblige.

What - 100 - dont worry the law wont change in the next thirty years.

Tel has promised me a case of Red Smirnoff if I keep on advising him - I have told him that he has to learn to stand on his own two feet but to still send me the case of Smirnoff.

Get yer erse into Brechins - Uncle Johndo will look after ya.

Fer fecks sake dont call him a muppet - he'll be on our feckin Board next.

:thumb04: :018: ;) :015: :D :P :021: :D :D :D :D :D What a feckin effort.

Feck me - thats the dossier I sent him.

Bottom is such a lovely word isnt it. Being at the bottom of the league is bad but looking at my bottom must be appeasing. Still the relegation position of the SPL could be as smooth as a Bairns bottom.

Lorra hugs and kisses - but if ya are as old as ya look yon feckin canuck must be close to a telegram from the Queen.

I have nothing but admiration fer this Perth ersehole - he has been following a diddy team fer seasons that has promised so much and fecked it up - no feckin bottled it - on many, many occasions. So much so that they are again missing the momentum and next year we could be seeing an ICT return to Dens and a Falkirk return to Perth. The mighty Saints appear to be more reliant on ICT loans and cast offs. Some bitter history dwelling inhabitants of Perth may find it hard to stomach that the SPL / Top League status has switched from the soft southern bestards to the Jacobite fortresses of the Highlands - where we fight fr our existences instead of bottling it. That is of course - unless - this is yet another bitter pre merger eejit who sat in the feckin stands. O2B.

Some bottoms have pictures on them and should be cherished. Hey - lets not get carried away - I would still be happy with a point this weekend - three would be an absolute bonus. But if we get off the bottom the pressure lessens and changes hands - lets face it after Castle Greyskull they are all winnable games. And we can go into a Cup QF in better fettle.

Gatheussi at rite back - interesting. Vigurs in central midfield - interesting.

So you dont want your normal room for the Rangers game then? Oops - I was only jesting. A jaggie is welcome from anywhere in the world - but especially the southern hemisphere.