IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

Feck the old gits. WE can do it.

Someone feckin contact Feb 8th.

feck me. how many times have I shegged F*ballers wife? i do hope this is a traditionally incestuous Sneck family. :roll:

I have heard that we are not going to sell anyone and we are not going to buy anyone but simply increase the wages slightly. What a feckin novel idea. :shock:

Sorry but the cheatin fraudulent bestards are the English version of Ferranti Thistle.

What about the Dumfries 15 who battled Barry Robson?

If robbo was Steve McQueen he would be trying to jump the fence on a feckin BMX and the feckin baseball would have stotted off the wall and knocked out all his front teeth. Feck the cheatin Liviscum bestards.

Love Juanjo but CC has already put it in his court to prove himself. If he is fit and WANTS to stay and proves his fitness and committment in pre season training..BRING IT ON..if not FECK AFF.

I used to lick a lot of these.

Thought I would bring this thread on ere as I did predict at the beginning of the season that our style of play and passion of support would bring us more points away from home..but I never thought that the gap would be so wide!! PLAYED WON LOST DREW FOR AGAINST DIFF POINTS HOME 16 3 6 7 18 21 -3 15 AWAY 18 8 7 3 28 17 +11 28 -3 AND + 11 is feckin ridiculous!! :shock: And lets look at some of the feckin Away Day Stats: Second best Away team in the SPL, only Cellic have a better record BUT Ninth best at home, JUST in front of LIVI. Second most away wins in the SPL. Second least away defeats in the SPL. Second highest Away scorers in the SPL - averaging 1.55 Away and 1.12 at home. JOINT top in respect of Away goals conceded but the BEST average. Only Cellic, Jam Tarts and ICT have a positive away goal difference. We are averaging 1.72 points per game away from home and 0.93 at home. We have more away points than Livi, the Arabs and the Pars put together. SO I AM FECKIN SMUG AND PROUD TO SAIL AWAY ON THE HMS SNECK

:D

Yon Dungannon Jeggie **** should be banned for a pro-Liviscum post. He has started making trubble already.

The man from Dungannon could be the feckin exception to the rule. :D

Updated at 17.30 on 15/04/06 HMS CELLIC 17 14 2 1 50 17 33 44 HMS SNECK 18 8 7 3 27 17 11 31 HMS JAM TART 17 7 6 4 27 18 9 27 HMS HUN 16 6 5 5 24 24 0 23 HMS MUVVERSMELL 18 6 4 8 19 29 -10 22 HMS HIBEE 16 6 3 7 20 24 -4 21 HMS SEAGULL 16 5 5 7 15 21 -6 21 Feck me..The C.L.I.T. is almost within our grasp. Ya can almost smell it. What a mouth watering prospect. Im feckin drooling. :D

The Submarine Premier League (SPL) ia drawing to its close and our chances of a place in Europe next season are hanging by a thread. The league is based on away fixtures, the top two submarines go straight fer the Champions League of Imperial Torpedoes (C.L.I.T.) whilst the third placed vessel circumnavigates the Naval Institute of Premier Propellors League of Europe (N.I.P.P.L.E.) The present top of the table is: P W L D F A P/D PTS HMS CELLIC 17 14 2 1 50 17 33 44 HMS SNECK 17 7 7 3 27 17 10 28 HMS JAM TART 17 7 6 4 27 18 9 27 HMS HUN 16 6 5 5 24 24 0 23 HMS MUVVERSMELL 18 6 4 8 19 29 -10 22 HMS HIBEE 16 6 3 7 20 24 -4 21 HMS SEAGULL 16 5 5 6 15 21 -6 20 HMS SNECK; HMS HUN & HMS HIBEE have three away engagements remaining whilst the other vessels have only TWO. If it had'nt been fer HMS Liviscum we would have had our passports ready but SERIOUSLY - What would you find more pleasurable and/or stimulating - the C.L.I.T. or the N.I.P.P.L.E ?? :D

BRONSONS "DEAD POOL"

Watch this unique sporting spectacle, place your bets and cheer your favourite down the home straight. Truly hysterical, complete with jockeys urging their mounts down the 250 yard course. Racing stars include Red Ram, Golden Fleece, Sheargar, Little Pullover, Woolly Jumper and the legendary Alderknitti negotiate "Shepherd's Brook", Bo Peep's Bend and the "EWE Turn" in their quest for glory. Honest Joe the bookmaker, takes your bets to win the prize.

And youre fecked Banana Boy.

:shock: Feck me. Yon two will scare the feck out of the opposition. :shock: Great to see Sneckie loons breaking thru. It would be more apt if they were renamed Xander Soane and Stuart Sutherland.

IVOR THE ENGINE JACKANORY CRACKERJACK DEEP THROAT

F*ballers wife.

OOPS. Too feckin big again?

May I suggest approaching a sponsor who has had heavy involvement off the park in recent years.

Give her a break, give her a feckin Kit Kat..the four fingered one. :shock: