Wanderer

Football journalism has been in decline for ages now...so fair play, when a decent article comes along it's worth flagging. http://www.scotsman.com/sport/football/latest/john-onion-brownlie-on-injury-nicknames-hibs-1-3281456

HT: 0-1 FT: 0-2 1st ICT: McKay 1st Opp: Slater Time of 1st Goal: 17 mins

HT: 0-1 FT: 2-2 1st ICT: McKay 1st Opp: Pawlett Time of 1st Goal: 17 mins

Did I hear correct that Scotland would go to the back of the queue for EC membership and that entry would be contingent on acceptance of the Euro and open Schengen borders? Apologies if this has been discussed already.

#relaxeveryone

HT: 0-0 FT: 1-0 1st ICT: McKay 1st Opp: Ciftci Time of 1st Goal: 51 min

Dave Allen more like...trust his scissors kick is better than his scissors technique...

Not sure Prof. Stephen Hawking would accept it. Good shout though.

HT: 0-0 FT: 1-1 1st ICT: McKay 1st Opp: Sutton Time of 1st Goal: 22 mins Total number of Corners: 7

...on the upside at least we don't have to listen to that incessant attention-seeking cnob C.Young!

An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin and orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finished all three, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender says to him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time." The Irishman replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America , the other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin . When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we all drank together." The bar tender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way. He orders three pints and drinks the three pints by taking drinks from each of them in turn. One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars in the bar notice and fall silent.... When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss." The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eye and he laughs. "Oh, no," he says, "Everyone is fine". "It's me ......... I've quit drinking!"

HT: 1-0 FT: 2-0 1st ICT: McKay 1st Opp: Slew Time of 1st Goal: 12 mins Total number of Corners: 7 1st Yellow Card: Draper **Joker**

HT: 0-0 FT: 2-1 1st ICT: Ross 1st Opp: Commons Time of 1st Goal: 49 mins 1st Yellow Card: Meekings

He'll be in Wanchai getting his annual needle treatment...must be room somewhere on his butt for a "Yogi" tat...

HT: 0-1 FT: 1-3 1st ICT: Mckay 1st Opp: Doolan Time of 1st Goal: 11 min Total number of Corners: 11

Typical OAM....no mention of the action at TCS...did they even have anyone at the game?!

HT: 0-0 FT: 1-1 1st ICT: Ross 1st Opp: Robson Time of 1st Goal: 56

If Little Doran does his stuff...I'm sure they will...

Twas 29th Jan 2005. First SPL game at TCS. 2-0 v Dunfermline Watergate, Plebgate and now Plaquegate. Is there no end to it...?

HT: 0 - 1 FT: 0 - 3 1st ICT: McKay 1st Opp: Paterson Time of 1st Goal: 9 minutes

Agree with what's been said here. Yesterday's OAM was very poor with that clown Young chief among the culprits. Is there no depth to the man's talent?

SCOTLAND ON SUNDAY "Compliments of the day were earned by Gary Warren, however, after he saved Steven Thompson from a booking late on. The defender lost his footing as the St Mirren striker slid in to him, and referee Callum Murray reached for his pocket in believing contact had been made. “I don’t usually do that, to be honest with you. But he is a nice guy, I like him, and I didn’t want to see him booked. “He didn’t touch me so I wasn’t going to roll around in agony, like quite a lot of people do nowadays. The ref was going to book him but, at the end of the day, he is an honest guy and so am I. To be fair to the ref he said to me afterwards he was going to book him and thanked me for saying there was nothing in it. In football these days a lot of players fake things and dive around. But this game was played in the right spirit. I like to be aggressive and tough but also be fair as well.” It will never catch on."

HT: 0-1 FT: 1-3 1st ICT: Mckay 1st Opp: Thompson Time of 1st Goal: 12 mins

HT: 2-0 FT: 4-0 1st ICT: Mckay 1st Opp: Imrie Time of 1st Goal: 10 min

HT: 0 - 0 FT: 2 - 0 1st ICT: McKay 1st Opp: May Time of 1st Goal: 49 minutes