dougiedanger

Absolutely no c**t of any worth will be signing for this club under the current shambolic regime, be it in Sneck, Kelty, or Timbuktu.

New mascot:

That’s right, the dream of every Scottish footballer is to ply their trade in Kelty.

Aye, no bother Scot.

I mind the Aberdeen based players used to train there in the HL days, but this is comply different, and smacks of another ‘cunning plan’ and as IHE suggests it would be no surprise if this was part of some scheme to be a feeder club of some sort for the CEO’s beloved team.

What happens to the players and staff who have somehow managed to find digs in the Sneck? Do none of them have partners, kids or friends in the toon, or does that not matter?

Seems like dougal was not too far off the mark, though who would have thought the merger would be with the mighty Kelty??

Absolutely no one would support such a daft idea for a team. The recurring problem is people proposing ideas with no knowledge of how real supporters feel about their clubs.

No one really cares what you think mate, neither then nor now.

And tell them to take their boots.

The arrogance and entitlement are appalling again in that statement. All the emotive language and the general toys out of the pram attitude will win no one over and is no doubt a major cause of this calamity.

Gardiner no doubt thought that Sevco hordes would snap up the Orange kit to complement their Sevco rags, flutes, etc. Another genius wheeze to add to the list.

This email campaign is a great idea.

Oh aye, your guys only have 10 there.

That last paragraph is an absolute mess; the first sentence does not make sense, and the whole things is brimming with a sense of passive-aggressive entitlement.

It's just amateurish waffle peppered with passive-aggressive threats you might expect from a disgruntled fans' group, where the spokesman is the only one with the O Grade in English.

Of course a decent-sized place with a long and proud football history like Inverness can and should be able to support a competitive, full-time senior football club. The reasons for the ongoing financial failure of the club are of course deep-rooted and well-known.

Don't worry, guys, Action Man above is on hand to dish oot some bonnie layings on. Even has eagle eyes.

It will all be a big laugh doon the ludge. How he duped the glaikit teuchters for years.

You have to commend these hard-nosed business people, having spent whole careers accumulating wealth by various means, and now foregoing all that to SAVE THE PLANET. Hats off to these climate warriors.

I guess the whole concert saga has not helped their case.

Dunc?

What’s with all the Orange associated with the club? It’s appalling.

Better get the Tardis looked oot.