Yngwie

At the time of writing, this story has made it into the BBC website's Top 5 most read stories. Another first for ICT. :clapping03:

You've put plenty of thought into it CaleyD - however, I'm just picturing you walking into a tattoo parlour and asking for "an old man with a stick, please. Oh, and have him wearing an ICT top." :003:

Whether it be by a tough stance from the club, or the player's wish to move on and make a fresh start, I wouldn't be at all surprised if we have seen the last of him. The fact that he is very much a fringe player these days could make it an easy decision for either party.

The club statement seems to suggest that Hart had assured them he was innocent.

I would hope and expect that he gets some kind of punishment from the club, but I would also hope and expect that to remain private, and that he also gets support.

The same could be said about every single player we have.

Some people might prefer a MacDonalds.

It's pretty scarce, but I know that someone had a kilt made out of it earlier this year.

You're on the wrong website for that kind of thing, this is the ICT forum on an ICT website. Anyway, we didn't make 9th so I'm closing this thread, but we can hopefully get back to discussing our progress up the table as the next league match approaches.

Jammy sods, England. They have been terrible in this tournament - in fact they've been poor for almost 4 years. Yet somehow they pull one out of the hat. Not to worry, they all conquering All Blacks will sweep them aside by about 40 points in the semi-final. But no, the highly inconsistent France team play a blinder against NZ. So a mediocre England will probably reach the final, play poor rugby and kick their way to victory against below par opponents. :017:

Fraser has no clean sheets from 10 games this season. Meanwhile Zibi has a 100% clean sheet record.

This one seems to have been on the "upcoming birthdays" list for about a month!

Final score 2-2. Not a bad result, but we had a great opportunity today to pick up a valuable 3/1 3 points.

Stuff the family fun part, if you pre-book a match ticket you get into the ICT end for a tenner!

Those scenarios are a regular occurrence, and the answer is that Mr A can move as he wishes. Mr M on the other hand......

Hopefully the match officials will be watching out for a wooden horse full of extra Killie players being sneaked onto the pitch. It's something FIFA really need to clamp down on.

Yeah, no alcohol advertising allowed on TV there. For the same reason, the last few times the Scotland rugby team have played France away, the jerseys were specially changed from "The Famous Grouse" to "TFG". The idea was that Scots viewers would still know what the advert means, but it would be lost on French audience. By the same logic, Rangers could have changed theirs to "Fizzy P1sh".

One team took their chances, the other didn't. But still one of the most remarkable Champions League results in recent years.

He's the main speaker at a Sportsman's Dinner I'm going to in a couple of weeks. I'll see if I can get anything interesting out of him - if he hasn't been sacked from that as well!

Neither politicians nor businessmen ever really stand down for family reasons.

I don't think commitment was ever a problem for us, it was more a case of lack of belief, confidence and organisation. But what a rapid turnaround!

2-1 :007: then 3-1 :003: Blackie A high scoring game is no surprise given the way we have been playing recently.

Sweeping generalisations and sterotypes from me : Men are more rash, aggressive and drive faster. Women are dangerous in different ways - more hesitant, and have less control of the vehicle. Statistically men have more accidents, but only because they do more mileage. Women have more accidents per mile driven.

Q. Has Yngwie got a life yet? This was in the line of duty many year ago, and leads onto another unanswered question. I was helping value the assets of the mill, which had just gone into receivership. They had several of these massive yarn machines, 30 yards long. The next day I went back and they were all gone! A witness had seen several lorries turn up in the night, and a very large team of people set about dismantling the machines and loading them up. He called the police but they did not respond. The machines were never seen again, but the word in the trade was that one of the directors (who happened to be a freemason) nicked them and flogged them to a contact in Syria.

I did once, but not for long. I was being shown round an old textile mill in Huddersfield, when we came across some baby pigeons on the floor in an unused part of the site. My guide instantly set about stamping them all to death in a frenzied rage. He didn't like pigeons.