Yngwie

He had a few very good seasons but has done nothing in the last 12 months. I can see him dropping down a league.

Ths sign with pictures telling you the rules, like "No petting"

This thread seemed quite a good idea at the time

Didn't actually have you in mind.

Hello old people, your favourite grandson here just popping in for a quick visit. I'm trying to put up with the stench of pee and lavender in the hope that you'll remember me in your wills.

Is anyone else a bit surprised by the ages declared on some member profiles? Not naming names, but one or two females in particular...... (lights blue touch paper and retires!)

Briefly considered a change, but after about 7 years posting under this name I'll stick with tradition.

UEFA's rationale is even more baffling than the decision. "Bigotry is alright, cos it's been happening in Scotland for years!" Aye, like murder, drug abuse, racism, domestic violence etc

We've heard it all before. "I'm quite happy to stay" (to honour the year remaining on his current contract) is hardly a commitment to stay at the club. He's just doing the sensible thing and keeping his options open. Given that Utd's keepers are all p1sh, Brewster and The Grocer will be happy to pay the £50k or so that will be needed to tempt ICT to sell rather than lose him for nothing next summer.

185 appearances is pretty self-explanatory, our last 4 managers have all considered him a first team regular.

Would like to see Jackson get a chance in the remaining, meaningless games. I don't think Bayne or MacAllister are good enought to be sub striker, so it would do no harm to try an alternative.

We don't seem to have scored many (or any) really great goals this season. Plenty of goals, yes, crucial goals, yes, but not many that will be remembered for their quality.

Totally in favour. Gives the mid table teams something to aim for. Creates more "6 pointers" in the last 5 games.

I woke up this morning, hungover, but more significantly, in the midst of a remarkably vivid dream. ICT did the business at Livi, Rangers beat Motherwell 1-0. But we had to wait about 10 minutes glued to our radios for the Aberdeen game to finish. The players stayed on the pitch in anticipation. Final score came through, 0-1, I start the pitch invasion. Having a great time hugging the players and talking shite to them just like when we won Division 1. But suddenly all the stewards are chasing me. Then I woke up!