Yngwie

I reckon you old folks are just making half of these up!

Surely this tragedy merits the front page of the Highland News!

I believe the SPL will decide this week whether to accept a proposal by Setanta to extend their SPL coverage from 38 games a season to over 60. It has been suggested that the extra televised games will take place on Friday and Saturday evenings, but this is speculation. Setanta will of course be paying the SPL more money if this goes ahead, and the additional games will prodominantly feature non-OF teams like ours. Good news for the club's bank balance, and for armchair fans. Maybe not so good for fans attending the games. Given the financial state of the game in Scotland, I think it is likely that clubs will vote in favour.

I wasn't there but would the other be McBain? The only time he got mentioned on the radio commentary was when he got subbed!

There's always something very satisfying about scoring in injury time to get a win or draw. You always go home with a smile on your face, and it's even better if you didn't really deserve the result. So what's your favourite last gasp ICT goal?

Likewise, I cannot believe that Caff isn't getting a chance if Munro is out.

If it's the mile high club you want, does it matter where the plane is going?!

Went to see him last night for the first time. The most offensive and insulting person in the world. Brilliant!

A total of 4 ex-ICT players in that squad, I think.

LOL, fair point!

Where are they then, hiding?!

RIG you're mate there looks like whassisname, the talentless one from Take That (somebody help me narrow it down please!)

Wrong forum old boy, get back!

They ran out in front of me, which makes it was suicide not murder. I didn't go looking for them!

I've ran over 2 red squirrels, it's not nice. Especially not for them. :(

Dundee Utd have sent out their season ticket forms in an envelope which has a picture of a smiling Brewster and the slogan "A fresh brew" Stale p1sh more like. The dismal performances and results under Brewster are exactly what Utd fans suffered under McCall and then Chisholm.

Presents were wrapped in official ICT wrapping paper! And I also got club gift vouchers to buy the new strip when it comes out. And I'm sure some of you girlies would like another of my presents, a chocolate fountain! I feel sick.......

If he's still here next season he'll be a first pick, so this a good chance for Charlie to try out other options like Keogh.

RIG I have a solution for you - study grey squirrels instead!

The Animals must be touring, they are playing at a pub near me in a couple of weeks.

RRRRUFFFFF..........rough.......... just how you like it, biatch!

Nothing yet, but Mrs Yngwie said something about me getting my present tonight What I did get though as a nice surprise from Sainsburys was a good box of Thornton's chocolates. They must be using Nectar card data. Who says this big brother society is a bad thing?

Cheers peeps...but I guess we don't need these birthday threads now that the website is sending a birthday message!

Aye but once the camera was away they used the cat as a clay pigeon.

Logged into the site this morning and a pop up message appeared : "Hi Yngwie, CaleyThistleOnline is glad to wish you a Happy Birthday ! Close window." Aww, isn't that nice! Very impressive and clever. I can see how it knew about my birthday, but how did it know that I'd left the bedroom window open?! Amazing. I can only assume that a draft of cool fresh air was detected by the USB port. Or is it even more sophisticated than that?