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Right Brain v Left Brain

THE Right Brain vs Left Brain test ... do you see the dancer turning clockwise or anti-clockwise?

If clockwise, then you use more of the right side of the brain and vice versa.

Most of us would see the dancer turning anti-clockwise though you can try to focus and change the direction; see if you can do it.

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Next step - do it with the feckin wingers ya ****.

Mind you Vigurs and Cowie aint got feckin shadows like that.

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brilliant :rotflmao:

Four times out of five I see her turn clockwise.....does that make me a superior being to you Johndo?

I can see her going clockwise!

I can't see her going anti-clockwise!

I can make her turn clockwise or anti-clockwise at will.....do I get Brewsters job?

I can see her lying down with her legs in the air,does this make me a pervert!!?

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No - just a fantasist - a bit like thinking that marius Niculae could make a difference.

But lets get serious - why does Brew persist on playing people on their less favoured peg ?

To allow them to cut in from the wing and drive direct towards goal and either race at defenders or attempt to clip in an inswinging ball to get on top of the keeper.

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Yes - I feckin know that - but he played Cowie on the left and Vigurs on the rite all through the Bairns match. All I am saying is that they should be switching as well - especially when it was clear that both were getting space but were struggling to deliver the final ball and despite having the space and time to do so either turned back on to their good foot or attempted the cross/pass with their poor foot and the delivery was poor/wasted. I can remmeber when I last saw ICT get to the dead ball line so often.

Yes - I feckin know that - but he played Cowie on the left and Vigurs on the rite all through the Bairns match. All I am saying is that they should be switching as well - especially when it was clear that both were getting space but were struggling to deliver the final ball and despite having the space and time to do so either turned back on to their good foot or attempted the cross/pass with their poor foot and the delivery was poor/wasted. I can remmeber when I last saw ICT get to the dead ball line so often.

You asked why he does it and I gave you an answer :rotflmao:

I am sure he has done it in one game this season already where the two switched over at some point in the 2nd half. Might have been Hamilton. Not entirely sure. I prefer seeing them on their "natural" sides but depending on the full backs you come up against it might be wise to change them over from time to time. So long as it works. I have no idea how effective it was on Saturday.

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That is what frustrated me on Saturday. IMHO both full backs were there fer the taking and I actually thought that Cowie and Vigurs would have been far more effective playing on their natural sides.

Frustrated you may be but you saw more shots on goal on Saturday than the total for the other 3 games.

We either did something right in the front line or their defence was p... poor on the day - however, no other club, so far this year, Rangers, Celtic or Hibs have had as many shots on goal as ICT, against Falkirk! In fact we more than doubled Rangers total!

Maybe the dressing room final direction, from Brew, is 'shoot on sight'

slightly off topic but that picture has really scared me. :o

however i do like the old optical illusion type things like that

for the record i can see both at will with a little concentration

No matter how hard I try I can only see clockwise :rotflmao:

Maybe a professional footballer should have the ability to cross with either foot !! :o

i dont think it matters what side either of them played on...regardless of what the players stronger foot is...wingers i think should be switching all the time throughout the game at this level..obviously more so when playing 4-5 across the middle. i can't understand why they don't do this...I don't just mean ICT noone seems to do it in the SPL. just an observation. :rotflmao:

She's turning clockwise for me.

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