We're going to write a song children. Rules are: No personal abuse. No swear words. Verses must fit into the tune. Keep it comical.

Stuck this here to boost the mood of the many posters who only frequent this area of the site.

I'll start

Twelve days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas George Fraser gave to me

Some hope in the Premier League

on the second day of christmas George Fraser gave to me

2 wins in a row

3 points at home

4 Inches More Legroom

5 new players

6 Resignations (sorry couldn't resist)

6 goal thriller

6 foot striker

7 weeks not losing

On the fith day of christmas George Fraser gave to me, Ice cold winds.

On the fith day of christmas George Fraser gave to me, Ice cold winds.

Keep up

On the fith day of christmas George Fraser gave to me, Ice cold winds.

too slow !!!

Either that or you can't count

Either that or you can't count

Just wait Feb2000 will prob post on this one in January :thumb04:

8 fans are shouting

9th Place by Xmas

"8 Ian Blackie!" (signed for another 2 years)

9 stewards laughing

10 fans at an away game

11 players greetin'

& Craig Brewster in a taxi! (oot)

11 sitting in the singing section

Either that or you can't count

Ha ha CD, all I can say to that is (117-2.5=2.5%) ??? :thumb04:

Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrr from 12th place

So what we've wrote is............................and you'll all be singing it tomorrow

Twelve days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas George Fraser gave to me

Some hope in the Premier League

On the second day of Christmas George Fraser gave to me

Two wins in a row

and some hope in the Premier league

On the third day of Christmas George Fraser gave to me

Three points at home

two wins in a row and some hope in the Premier league

On the fourth day of Christmas George Fraser gave CD

Four inch more leg room,

three points at home, two wins in a row and some hope in the Premier league

On the fifth day of Christmas George Fraser gave to me

Five brand new players,

four inch more leg room, three points at home, two wins in a row and some hope in the Premier league

On the sixth day of Christmas George Fraser gave to me

A big six foot striker,

five brand new players, four inch more leg room, three points at home, two wins in a row and some hope in the Premier league

On the seventh day of Christmas George Fraser gave to me

Seven weeks not losing, a big six foot striker,

five brand new players, four inch more leg room, three points at home, two wins in a row and some hope in the Premier league

On the eighth day of Christmas George Fraser gave to me

Eight fans a screaming, seven weeks not losing, a big six foot striker,

five brand new players, four inch more leg room, three points at home, two wins in a row and some hope in the Premier league

On the ninth day of Christmas George Fraser gave to me

Ninth place by Christmas, eight fans a screaming, seven weeks not losing, a big six foot striker,

five brand new players, four inch more leg room, three points at home, two wins in a row and some hope in the Premier league

On the tenth day of Christmas George Fraser gave to me

Ten more fans at away game, ninth place by Christmas, eight fans a screaming, seven weeks not losing, a big six foot striker, five brand new players,

four inch more leg room, three points at home, two wins in a row and some hope in the Premier league

On the eleventh day of Christmas George Fraser gave to me

Eleven in singing section, ten more fans at away game, ninth place by Christmas, eight fans a screaming, seven weeks not losing, a big six foot striker, five brand new players,

four inch more leg room, three points at home, two wins in a row and some hope in the Premier league

On the twelveth day of Christmas George Fraser gave to me

Twelve more points than Accies, eleven in singing section, ten more fans at away game, ninth place by Christmas, eight fans a screaming, seven weeks not losing, a big six foot striker, five brand new players,

four inch more leg room, three points at home, two wins in a row and some hope in the Premier league

The End

Excellent Alex, just what everyone needed.

The site over recent days has been pure despair, I went and listened to some Leonaerd Cohen last night just to cheer myself up

Nice to see a positive thread in the main section !