The Mantis

What he said.

Viccy Park floodlights have failed. 'Many hands make light work' says Adams.

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We should just keep that one going next season, Tynecastle, Ibrox, the lot. I think the Bridge Castle one is brilliant. OK it probably started as a joke but it's ours now :)

The difference is, nobody actually bothers singing the Culbokie songs unless there's a lull just before half time and everybody's bored. At their games all they ever sing is how they hate Calee.

I like the one with the fans in the goalmouth

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You cant.

I managed to afford a season ticket last year so the club got 200 quid off me even if I wasn't there that often. Next year could be different though.

That's because England, i.e. the BBC, controls what comes into our homes through our televisions. Televisions need mains electricity though, which is unfortunate for the residents of Dingwall.

Roll on the visits to Paisley next season then. McCall is the lazy west of Scotland first choice and he needs a change of club. Adams is a speculative punt :( - could pay off for them.

When I first glanced at this I thought you said FIFE.....

At 29 Foran is a known quantity. He's already been around a load of clubs so his market value is pretty steady. The young players could still go either way- take Barry Robson for example, released by Rangers, farmed out to Forfar by us, then ends up playing Champions League. Whereas Ian Vigurs is a bright young talent but goes to Culbokie Village Cabbage Patch FC.

Did you know, if you google 'Barrowman' you get some good headlines: 'Tennant and Barrowman kiss' 'Hold your horses Barrowman, it's only May!' 'Barrowman- five minutes with a luvvie' 'Barrowman set for Glasgow Panto'

Me and Naelifts will be on the Isle of May, no phone signal and all that, taking photies of all the wee puffins. Of course if I knew C(o)unty were going to be at Hampden, I'd have booked another time (aye right).

Never rated him. Headless chicken, could never see a pass as he seemed incapable of looking up, so just dribbled his way into trouble. Maybe it says less about TB than Hamilton and the style of player Billy Reid is after.

The best boozer of the lot is The Innes. Well it's always an awayday for me.

Oh sorry I thought it was a tick list :D :eat03: :eat03: :eat02: We went back to the Elizabethan after the 0-0 game at xmas. We were so cold we could hardly hold the pool cues. That's my excuse anyway.

You forgot Munn's (or is that the Snug). Me been at Munn's (3 times) National (2) Norseman (2) Centenary (2) Palmerston Airdrie (good cheap nips) Ship Elizabethan Tulloch Institute Also some pub in Brechin before the friendly in August. The barman was from Bilbao and was great craic. *Edit- how could I forget. It was the Caledonian Hotel :D Missed Starks Bar this year, cheap malt of the month and extremely top heavy barmaids.

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I honestly think we got P*r*ick's fixtures last time. The lazy SPL barstewards couldn't be bothered changing the fixtures for us. That's why we ended up playing Killie at New Year as our 'derby'.

What's the whole point? p.s. I know where it is now anyway.