Scarlet Pimple

How many different coifs does he have? I have only one -- non-existent. No hair, no coif, no fun. Grrrrrr

Wanderer, you look very dapper. Reminds me of my dad, long deceased. However, I think you have a few years to go yet. When you reach my age then you will need to start worrying about it...I am available for a consultation (no fee) at any time. But I warn you , getting old(er) is no joke. It is no longer a case of doggie want doggie do, it's a case of ...is there any still available and will I get my share?

It could help to drum up business though couldn't it? If not, we could always hire Drumlanrig.......eh?

But IHE, these guys are no match for your talents.?

I usually run the clips several times during the week after the game. I think it is called "a drowning man will clutch at a straw". Prompted by not being able to attend games and savour the local atmosphere.

Even if the crowds go down when a game is broadcast don't the clubs get extra revenue from the T V people?

Waiting for the incoming gaggle of Canada geese to land on me lawn. ' Then I will sidle up to the big cheese and ask him for a ride to Dens if I promise to feed him and his wives for a couple of weeks. If I am nice he will say yes and the game is on. Have to be very careful though. They have wings so powerful that a long distance for them is a breeze. The weans fly at the back to get in the slipstream and save energy. Some of the older ones, the designated knights of the air, who have the responsibilty of protecting the flock, have steel talons. If you don't believe me, go to www.destiniesinmotion.com and check out the illustrations page and view the last picture...them carrying the baby--really mean, nasty dudes controlled by an evil witch. Even the eagles in the story can hardly cope with them.. . two or three of them had to be helped off the battlefield, severely wounded, by their courageous and noble comrades in arms. O.K. See you all in Dundee--I have to buy some hemp there anyway to make a couple of nests for my birdies--after a good night's rest they have no problem fertilising the lawn, even if their deposits are so heavy that even the banker won't touch them.

V.S. = I.H.E.

Aye! I thought tbese loose sandals looked too big for the girl on the right. IHE is clever, Top 6, he suspended a mirror from the barn rafter and took the photo from below the straw.

Eh?

The answer to this lies in the hands of the SFA--introduce immediate camera replays of the incident and a senior ref or all three of them can come to a decision right there on the spopt. In ice hockey, cameras over and beside the goals are used to allow refs to suspend play, consult the guys upstairs and announce his decision based on camera evidence to the crowd. No olne complains because it is so open and evidential that no one can complain without seeming to be a berk. So, why have the Aithorities not done this? The perennial question nowadays that never seems to get an adequate answer. It's unbelievable really. It's fair , unchallengeable and it gets refs off the hook and also the players can accept it and then just get on with the game......so .......?

Naw.... that's his hair-do.....

If we are so superior then we don't need to boo any opposing player. Just use our breath to cheer on the boys in blue. Just put Roberts or Blackman on to Ross Tokely, and Foran onto the other defensive players and these guys will be run ragged. Ross will be taken off midway through the second half and before the newbie sub can get his breath ICT will have scored another goal. Yes!! Yep,The Vancouver Whitecaps had a 4-0 romp at home last night and Barry Robson and Kenny Miller were excellent so I expect ICT to cream Ross County, chums. It will be mid-morning for me here in Western Canada but I will tune in to see what BBC crumbs I can scrape off the floor.

A big payday for ICT. that's the main thing. Geez , it might even cover the huge cost of all the injury operations given to the players free of charge in the last year or so. The club really need a financial lift and this is just the ticket. If the defence stands firm, THEN WE COULD VERY EASILY WIN . Mind you I am hoping desperately for a win against rangers .So let's just wait and see.

Better watch that one....Arsenal may sign Foran .....

BigJohn--do you remember Wurzel Gummidge? I do!

Not as gude as dude though.

As Caley Thistle exit the tunnel.....A midsummers Night Dream closely followed by March of the Troubadors As County exit the tunnel.........Dance of the Sugar Plum Faeries.

Blackballed perhaps?

I just don't think that there are so many experienced refs for the SPL that the SFA can afford to keep suspending Managers who exercise their rights to free speech. Terry may be very passionate but what if he is right in his statements...what then--is stifling free speech the answer? You tell me,. Either he puts on an air of complete indifference after the match regardlesss of how bad the refereeing performance is and affected the outcome of the match or he expresses his feelings and avoids a heart attack. Personally speaking I would prefer that he expresses his emotions because then I know he cares; Except that he can do it in an ironic way as above suggested. Then he is untouchable. May need a bit of preparing of speeches before each game, though, like an actor may do. Maybe he could even put on an 'After you Claude' accent e.g. "After that uttely deserved penalty lost us the match I had to cry and it was just too, too much . It was all about fair play, don't you know , and when that brilliant, never outclassed forward of theirs was soooo wrongly accused of diving ..then....why....I was just black affronted. And when that fan in row F kept shouting .."You should be on the Olympic diving team, buddy" , many many many times during the match I really cannot tell you how upset I became. The very least he could have shouted was 'You will have to work on stopping clipping your own heels, Buddy, get a smaller pair of boots.' " Oh, wait, there's the ref approaching. I must get my cloak off and lay it on the ground in front of such a fair and fine person as your Eminence.... There you go, Mr Right-as-Rain. Fantastic performance, SIRE, pity we lost ,eh? Wish us better luck the next time. I put your drammie on your table , m'lud, and you can wash it down with a wee drop of cocoa and no, I did not put Ex-Lax in the cup. ........this time ."

I told you there were some sharp and clever people on this thread.

Well guys --it has to be milk-Thistle. Their motto is CALEY--Ceep At it Lads EveryYear

Wow. Congratulations to all of the team - AND to Terry and MO. Looking forward tothe highlights. Reguero ...eccentric? Off the Wall etc? That's great --it's showbusiness pals. Monty Python's Flying Circus was full of eccentrics and bizarre statements and actions but was also very clever and hilarious entertainment. And remember Caley once had a keeper who sat on top of the goal crossbar! And he's a hot passionate Spaniard --sounds like a terrific acquisition to me...

Interesting thread this. But that's just the yeast of my worries I'm just loafing around killing time 'till the cows come home, so good night all.

I'm not the brightest planet in the Universe so too much of this is beyond me, So I think I'll just moon it and exit gracelessly.