IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

Well here in Valencia the sun is shining and the clouds are dispersing .. after my successful loan period in Las Palmas the muppets have agreed an undisclosed fee to keep me away from the Dump and lead the Mestalla Ultras .. donned in ma IHE outfit.

EXCELLENT :( :D

Fer fecks sake - close this feckin thread down - it is now getting boring and boo hoo hoo - if ya give it out - which many righteous tawts do - ya have to take it back.

Thank feck that Drachmas and Roubles werent still around !!

Wouldnt it be great if Butcher could buy and mould his own team / squad instead of inheriting the old school favourites and others on the buy 1 get one free offer list ? He has his faults but he really hasnt had a chance at Sneck - has he ?

From what Barry Wilson was saying / implying after the game last Saturday a return deal has already been done and I expect him to be back - at least training (in the background) next week. This is the Old School after all. I would welcome his return as long as it is in a learning capacity in a lesser coaching role.

The Muppets launch Xmas No.1 bid Wednesday, December 9 2009, 12:50 GMT By Alex Fletcher, Reality TV Editor Graeme Bennett and David Sutherland AKA "The Muppets" are aiming to beat the X Factor winner to the Christmas No. 1 spot. A video featuring the famous TV characters covering the Queen classic 'Bohemian Rhapsody' has had over nine million views on YouTube, prompting record label EMI to release the track. Featuring the popular Muppets characters Craig Brewster, Mike Smith and George Fraser, the song will be available as a digital single. A Paddy Power spokesperson told NME: "We've taken more bets on The Muppets to be Christmas No. 1 than anyone else so far. They are clearly bigger tawts than Jedward and have less obvious talent. Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in an aquifer No escape from reality Open your eyes Look up to the skies and see I'm just a greedy boy (Greedy boy) I need no sympathy Because I'm easy come, easy go Little high, little low Any way the wind blows Doesn't really matter to me, to me Mama just killed a club Put a gun against its head Pulled my trigger, now its dead Mama, life has just begun Now I've gone and thrown the feckin club away Fansas, ooh Didn't mean to make you cry If I'm not back again this time tomorrow Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters Too late, my time has come Sends shivers down my spine Body's aching all the time Goodbye, everybody I've got to go Three minutes of applause and Section G singing Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth Mama, oooooooh (Anyway the wind blows) I don't want to die Sometimes wish I'd never been born at all [Guitar Solo] I see a little silhouetto of a man Brewster, Brewster, will you do the Fandango Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me (Relegationo) Relegationo (Relegationo) Relegationo, Relegationo Ho Ho Magnifico-o-o-o-o I'm just a dumb boy nobody loves me He's just a dumb boy from a builders family Spare him his life from this monstrosity Easy come, easy go, will you let me go? Yeehah!! Yes, we will let them go Let them go Yeehah! We will let them go Let them go Yeehah! We will let them go Let them go (We will let them go) Let them go (We will let them go) (Forever, Forever, Forever, Forever) Let them go, o, o, o, o yes,yes,yes,yes,yeehah,yes (Oh mama mia, mama mia) Mama Mia, let me go Beelzebub has the devil put aside for them, he he, he he! So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye So you think you can hate me and leave me to fry Oh, fans, can't do this to me, baby Weve gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here Three minutes of applause and Section G singing [Guitar Solo] (Oooh yeah, Oooh yeah) Survival really matters, lAnyone can see Survival really matters Survival really matters to ICT Any way the wind blows...

Really? Without doubt . Fit like loon.

But at the end of the day he was a professional playing for an opposing team who used his guile to get a free kick, conned the ref, got one of our players sent off, lose us two valuable points and spoiled the celebration of winning on the road - or he cheated, he knew exactly what he was doing, he got Foran sent off, he set up their equaliser and spolied a good day out. He didnt deserve the extent of the slagging but he did deserve to be booed and wound up.

The Muppets relinquishing control :)

Plus Mr Tosh gave a lift home to Bazza, Foran and Russell !!!

Bah Humbug.

It want let me enter the Dungdee article - but they have found a great way to encourage support - winning and top of the league !!

I would go with that apart from Imrie fer Eagles.

Have to admit that I joined in with some of the chanting but as much to put the **** off as much as anything else. My view is that it was afoul and it was a free kcik - BUT Barry played for it and left his leg trailing. I have seen it on Dewsbury Dudes mobile and Bazza's touch was going away from goals. Barry suffered becos of a terrible refereeing decision to give Foran a yellow for one of his more innocuous tackles and the resultant free kick - lets face it - was a feckin screamer. Yeah he was the ultimate reson that we lost two points but he stuck his leg in as a pro. He was a ******* yesterday but he will always be a Legend.

Yon owd woman cost us the game - she decides to leave just as they are taking the free kick and our wall was still waving to her and joining in the "happy Birthday" chorus and took their eyes of the game.

I just have to remark that the day out to Palmerston was "the best trip" again - so nice to go back there. The wee bar under the main stand - the 5 minute crawl to the away stand - great support fuelled by alcohoel (well t least 7 of us !!) - blood and thunder game - EFFORT +++ from the players - back to the wee bar - Travel Lodge to get changed - my 60th burthday cake (wee bestards!!) - off to the Hole in the wall - and enjoying watching the dancers in Jumping Jacks - Fan bloody tastic. Here is ma Palmerston Smileymometer: ESSON B) B) Is there a better goalkeeper in the SFL ? PROCTOR B) B) B) Solid enuff if not spectacular - did a job and cant ask fer more than that. BULLLY B) B) B) B) I thought that he played better than I have witnessed before - strong and made no errors. First time I can recall that he outshone Granty. GRANTY B) B) B) Solid again but I bet he has feckin nightmares about Lionel. JIMMY ZADI B) B) B) Feck me - I had forgotten about his total lack of positional sense, wandering and miskicks BUT he does have the recovery pace, strength and determination to survive in the SFL - And I bet his ears are sore with the amount of shouting Granty did at/to him !! FORAN B) B) B) Put in a great shift but allowed himself to be wound up by Queens. I take it that he was given the second yellow card for persistent fouling as it was never a bookable offence when Bazza deliberately left his foot in. DUNCAN B) B) B) B) I thought that he was feckin immense in midfield - I didnt see the sending off but A Queens fan told me that he tried to stop the Queens player from getting the ball to restart the game quickly, got a slap for his effort and retaliated with a handbag. Bottom line is that the Queens player had to go and the ref had to do something to Russell. COX B) B) B) Yeah he put in a good shift but was outshone by Duncan - in some ways that mat help as I thought he distributed the ball well. HAYES B) B) B) Why does he fade out of a game in the second half ? He was our potential match winner and ran at Queens whenever he had the chance in the first half but erarely did in the second. If he could put 90 minutes of consistenct together he would be a brammer. ERIC B) B) Really disappointed me - but where did Tel play him ?!! He has pace and movement but I am concerned that he is too lightweight and I would describe his ball control as "dodgy" - still it is early days. ROONEY B) B) B) B) B) My MOM - I thought he did a fantastic job as the lone striker - He often looked like getting the better of their back two - and ran and ran and ran - but also held ther ball up and distributed effectively. He can only get better. SUBS - I would just like to say that Imrie made a huge difference but I take it that he is offski. TB - B) B) B) Again I felt that he played too defensively in the second half and I would have hooked Eric at least 10-15 minutes earlier. REF :029: :019: Some of his decisions - both ways - spoiled the match as an entertainment value. No woner Tel kicked the doord in. AWAY SUPPORT B) B) B) B) B)

Jimmy Zadi v Bazza :011: No feckin contest :P

Excellent but we will have to follow Doonhammer tradition and follow the serenade with 50 "bumps" and a cascade in to the River Nith. But will the old git be up to it ? :011:

I am looking forward to a sheg in ma private room Stephanie.

Well at least the Fuerher Smith isnt about to instruct the Luftwaffe to bomb the faithful.

It is all about the muppets trying to save face and project the blame - until we get rid of the Self Preservation Society we are quite simply fecked - Smell the feckin coffee.

This post was taken from the Airdrie Home game thread - and I was ridiculed Roberts nets pen as Ayr go forward and forward My tea cup suggests that Rosscoe has fractured his wrist ?? Rosscoe has been carrying this injury since - or is it his back ?

Or a night of drinks at the Heathmount.

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