Wanderer

Would esteemed members of CTO Bilderberg please refrain from replying to this thread. It would be preferable if the real power behind the Scotty/CaleyD front were kept anonymous. :015:

I now see that Woods and the Pieman have both missed the cut (well there's 50% of a surprise for you!) while the lead is being held by a 59 year old with a hip replacement. kind of blows a hole in your fitness theory . Yup... kind of puts golf into the cricket, snooker and darts category doesn't it? You're saying the cricket guys are not physically fit? I think athletics need to learn a bit about the spirit of sport from these players. Let's compare the drug test results of professional 'athletes', golfers, cricketers...does anyone watch the Olympics thinking it's clean?

What I like most about CTO is the one pound you pay for every post. Although I did hear you were only paying 50p and 25p for some of the poorer quality posts. Can't imagine what it must feel like to get nowt...

An update on Freddie Starr Ate My Hamster: In the Sun, young Aberdeen striker Michael Paton told of his brush with a "Mann-eater" while being sent on loan to Brechin City to toughen up. "The Second Division is full of big guys like (Peterhead's] Bobby (Mann] who want to trample all over you. I actually think Bobby tried to eat my leg in one game," insisted Paton.

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Funny but utter tosh. The baby shoot stuff was, indeed, jaw-dropping. I have a feeling that segment might well have been genuine... oh lordy! The wrestling at the end was an outstanding...errr climax! Pity he roped in Elton, Sting, Oh No & that Coldplay bloke to be his best mates at the end... Still, our Greek audience clapped...maybe they thought they were in a plane just landed.

C'mon guys, keep up...

You know that warm fuzzy feeling you get when you do something unexpectedly romantic for the one you love? No, neither do I... But now you have the chance to see what it feels like. Very unusually for a bloke incapable of planning anything beyond the next few minutes I piled onto the internet a while back for Edinburgh event tickets for this summer. What excitement, what a novelty!...what a misjudgement! To cut a long story short, wife and I can't make the events. So, before I go to ebay I thought I'd let you, my ICT chums, take the first opportunity for these briefs at face value. Not being one to do things on the cheap you'll need to take my word that they are good seats! Edinburgh Tattoo (2 tkts) / Aug 14 / 90 quid Ricky Gervais (2 tkts) / Aug 25 / 75 quid Send a message if interested. W

Yep, agree, the sap is rising already...and Wombledin ain't even started. Let's face it we are back at the level we are cutting our cloth for. 5 relatively solvent years in the big league was an outstanding achievement. This is going to be an interesting season and, I'd hazard, maybe fun as well.

You'll need to enlighten us Gordy. I think only you, Mantis and Jock will remember that far back! :D

http://thescotsman.scotsman.com/world/Arme...team.5337637.jp Armed fans confront team AN ARMED gang of football fans interrupted training at a relegation-threatened Argentine club, threatened the players and demanded that they win their last three games, then fired at least one shot into the air. Local media said about 50 supporters invaded the practice session at first division club San Martin-Tucuman. "They started to argue and threaten us," the team's Chilean striker Cristian Canio said . "They had a go at the coach because they said he played too defensively. They continued with us, saying we were robbing the club. Then, they got out their guns." I'll be looking out for their results!

Can we get a seating plan to choose seats? FFS this is like the bloody theatre. I'd buy 2 season tkts (and attend 3 games probably) if it was a standing section. TIME TO BRING BACK STANDING.

The club shop is awful. 2nd division standard. Not embarrassing, I doubt any away fans bother with it, but I went there wanting to spend some cash and left with nowt. No room, no decent merchandise. I was in York market recently and they had some ICT rip-off stuff that was more interesting! IN YORK...FAKE STUFF!!!

Just wondering what the broadcast rights are in the SFL? For those of us a wee bit further away, and to keep the diaspora engaged, it might be useful to have access to online commentary for home games at least. I'm sure you could do a 'David Begg' CaleyD!

We've been crap all season. We got what we deserved. Most of these players have found their level at last.

Black's a liability and far too often flatters to deceive. End of. Hearts should be tearing up the pre-contract. (Now make me eat my words Ian)

Well done Scotty! Richard just mentioned it. Jeez, are they really doing a 50 mile first leg?

This is f*ing killing me... HOLD ON GUYS!!! C'MON!!!!

"Caley Thistle all over the place" How many times have we heard that? Looks like we'll be re-grouping in Div1. Sad and seriously pissed off!

Blatant plagiarism. Imitation -> Flattery -> NOT

Phew!!!! Well done guys. Awesome result at this stage.

That'll do for me. Well done Terry and the players! Winning ugly is fine at this time. Definitely erases some of the frustration of last weekend. Regarding the unanswered poser put by Yngwie - isn't it the case that LDZ's red card wasn't for violent conduct therefore he will serve a ban next cup game...not league game?

New TShirt idea for CaleyD....

Brilliant memories. I'll leave Naelifts to explain his journey to the original postponed fixture. The midweek was just incredible. We got back to Edinburgh and decided to go to Diggers to watch the BBC highlights. Went in wearing our scarves and got a great welcome from the Jambos. Next morning waking up to The Sun headline. A date worth noting every year!

Ho, ho, ho Mihadjuks, you know Never believe it's not so Mihadjuks, you know Never believe, it's not so