TheKnowledge

I honestly thought Foran had a chance for UEFA player of the year but if he's not even getting nominated for the first division then I must be off the mark.

No doubt.

Me plus 1

And anyway, is it not America that is the real enemy?

There is absolutely no need for that language.

WHEN we're in the SPL, would the highlights not still be available on the BBC site anyway, or is that for UK users only?

You will have no disappointment to get over as we are the best team in the league, with the best players and we are 7 points clear. Dundee will drop points against Morton and RC will run out of games. I don't even think Dundee will finish second.

Affraid not! I'm pretty sure for Uefa games you aren't allowed standing spectators. Do Dortmund and Barca not have standing areas?

I've just agreed with DC!

Whats the cost of the banner? I love spending money. I like the "Top Of The league And You F****d It Up" but that may get taken away. "Well Done On Your Alba Cup Victory" would be nice. "Bouncebackability" is another.

Sir Bobby Charlton was st Culloden academy for some sports event back in the early 90's.

Thinking about it, the cup maybe is better. I would like to change my vote. There is no chance of winning any other competition. I think the question really should be League, ir cup final appearance because they ain't going to win the cup, there is another team left to play in the final, and this team ALSO beat one of the Old Firm to get through.............

I always thought Caledonia was the obvious one. If you just play whatever song it is before every home game, in time, folk will sing along.

Same here. I thought this game would lead to a nervous few weeks.

Classic.

I reckon Duncan is a Sun reader. Foran will read the Daily Sport and Hayes thinks reading is boring.

County are our rivals only because they are the closest team to us and people, for some reason, like to have an enemy. There is nothing different about either set of fans, if you ignore the fact that they live in crap houses and are on minimum wage. Over the next 10 years, I reckon we will play each other about 4 times. We will have all their best players, and they will have our really young, and really old players. I view them as a similar sized club to us, but we have always had the better players. We have similar attendances and both clubs have no religious, ethical or historical differences. Old firm, Biggy/Tu Pac Arabs/Dee, Dons/Gers, Oasis/Blur, St Pauli/Hamburg, Man u/Liverpol/Leeds/Arsenal/Chelsea Chibber/DalneighCaley Caley D/ICT Milburn/Culloden have all got historical, Political or Religious beefs with each other, where with County people don't like them because we feel we have to dislike them. FFS, we're not envious of them are we? Back in the day I got called "A fakeen Inverness mink" by a wee Dingwall girl who must be about 16 now and has four children, with five different fathers. I think they maybe envy us a bit. Who's cup shock is better? Well they're both shocks so they are the same thing. I for one would love a day in the sun at Hampden but I also remember how Caley crazy a lot of the footballing world went back in 2000. The second time we did it was just as big but because we had done it before, was not as big a story. Well done County, ram it right up Lennon, Keano the first, Keano the second, Rod Stuart, Billy Conolly, Paulo Natini, Mogwai, McCourt, the Inverness Selic supporters club, Jan Malby and all the rest.

Queens seem have a lot of people sent off. Has it just been Foran for us this season?

I agree with it all and I also thought it was a yellow card but the ref didn't like the play acting. Harris clearly did think it was a red card.

He was better but he still puts the brakes on when he's closing people down. Good technique though.

Why ex defender, what happened?

Right. My parents have paid of their mortgage so no monthly payment, own their own car, have sky TV, go abroad on average once every two years, get away with wearing crap clothes, and don't have to spend money finding a 'partner', yet they get in for ?6. Students get heaps of parental support (mostly), huge loans, grants, 'hardship' funds, have part time jobs and get 40 weeks holiday a year, but get in for ?6. Children have the full might of their parents financial backing, get to stand up all game, round around, swap seats as many times as they like through out the game, don't have to pay for transport, food, booze, don't feel the cold, and don't get as down if their team lose, yet the get in for ?6. I, however, have to pay ?15. Life is most definitely not fair.

Who? Esson or Calder? Defo not Calder.

I think Fergie says things like that for a laugh.

I would love it if they got to the final after extra time and got humiliated there instead by Raith rovers. That would be my dream scenario. Tade, whom will have signed a Bosman with us by this point, scores a hat-rick with the final goal going in of Barrowloads lady bits. Tade wheels away in celebration, lifting up his top to reveal a t-shirt with an image of Jimmy Calder pushing a wheel barrow full of bricks.