Does anyone know when an inspection will take place? The SFA have a list of planned inspections for most ties but there is no information about the ICT v 'Well game.

Edited January 7, 201016 yr by themann4thejob

And 37.5 % of that is ethanol.... boy don't fart near a fag will ya...

Another useless fact coming up, fags aren't hot enough to ignite gas but a wee bit of static can, its supposed to be up to around 2000 deg c

You wont be able to light your cooker ring with your fag, or your gas lighter.

So to be extra safe, if you fart a lot, don't wear nylon pants, a wee bit of static in those and all that will be left of you is your boots.

And Gailtack MFC you in to boats by any chance

Edited January 9, 201016 yr by 12th Man

Wot's the point of trying to light a gas lighter with a fag?

Oh, and what about that guy on the plane that had semtex in his pants?

All he succeeded in doing was singeing his bollox.

Wot's the point of trying to light a gas lighter with a fag?

Oh, and what about that guy on the plane that had semtex in his pants?

All he succeeded in doing was singeing his bollox.

He had a chemical compound in his pants and to be honest, I dont think it would have been that hard to overpower him seeing as his balls were being cooked medium to well done at the time.

The most important thing about the game against Motherwell is to check that we do not have any players suspended - poor old Dunfermline!

Wot's the point of trying to light a gas lighter with a fag?

Oh, and what about that guy on the plane that had semtex in his pants?

All he succeeded in doing was singeing his bollox.

Lets be honest, even though he's managed to scare a lot of people, he must have felt pretty stupid when he was in hospital pure reeking of singed pubes. I hate that smell.

The most important thing about the game against Motherwell is to check that we do not have any players suspended - poor old Dunfermline!

Eh, would you like to keep on topic here? We're talking about the Motherwell game. God sake.

Wot's the point of trying to light a gas lighter with a fag?

Oh, and what about that guy on the plane that had semtex in his pants?

All he succeeded in doing was singeing his bollox.

Lets be honest, even though he's managed to scare a lot of people, he must have felt pretty stupid when he was in hospital pure reeking of singed pubes.I hate that smell.

Why dont you try shaving if you hate the smell, instead of using the tiding up the pheasant technique, a lot of pheasant pluckers do it.

Wot's the point of trying to light a gas lighter with a fag?

Oh, and what about that guy on the plane that had semtex in his pants?

All he succeeded in doing was singeing his bollox.

Lets be honest, even though he's managed to scare a lot of people, he must have felt pretty stupid when he was in hospital pure reeking of singed pubes.I hate that smell.

Why dont you try shaving if you hate the smell, instead of using the tiding up the pheasant technique, a lot of pheasant pluckers do it.

Two words : Itchy Grief

Well Mr Knowledge, who are the ICT players on bookings or suspended for the Motherwell game? Surely that is on topic and is pertinent to three teams now who have fallen foul of law transgressions in the FA Cup in the last few years (Brechin, Elgin and possibly Dunfermline). Lionel was sent off against Falkirk and Duncan booked for instance. Were there others carried forward?

Well Mr Knowledge, who are the ICT players on bookings or suspended for the Motherwell game? Surely that is on topic and is pertinent to three teams now who have fallen foul of law transgressions in the FA Cup in the last few years (Brechin, Elgin and possibly Dunfermline). Lionel was sent off against Falkirk and Duncan booked for instance. Were there others carried forward?

Twas a jokety joke joke joke.

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Joke.

Edited January 9, 201016 yr by TheKnowledge

First spanking is free....after that you pay like everyone else

......ok, edit your post and make mine look really out of place!!! :P

First spanking is free....after that you pay like everyone else :P

......ok, edit your post and make mine look really out of place!!! :P

I changed my mind and decided I was just being annoying.

Spank me.

Well Mr Knowledge, who are the ICT players on bookings or suspended for the Motherwell game? Surely that is on topic and is pertinent to three teams now who have fallen foul of law transgressions in the FA Cup in the last few years (Brechin, Elgin and possibly Dunfermline). Lionel was sent off against Falkirk and Duncan booked for instance. Were there others carried forward?

Lionel is the only player who is suspended for the Motherwell game. His name has been sitting on the SFA's List of Suspensions for nearly a year now so i hope someone at the club is aware of this. Dunfermline really have no excuse. Calum Woods' name has been sitting on the same list for the same amount of time. I hope the SFA punts them out - and a trip to Ochilview in the next round would do for us.

Caley Stan,

That's a comprehensive link. Falkirk have Finnegan and Barr out so Kilmarnock may shade that game. Lionel will probably now give way to Gollie again in the League as well especially after his scything tackle against Griffiths.

Dunfermline have no excuse whatsoever if this information is publicly available,

CELTIC1CALEY3

Still no details of when the replay will go ahead?

Caley Stan,

That's a comprehensive link. Falkirk have Finnegan and Barr out so Kilmarnock may shade that game. Lionel will probably now give way to Gollie again in the League as well especially after his scything tackle against Griffiths.

Dunfermline have no excuse whatsoever if this information is publicly available,

CELTIC1CALEY3

Is Gollie fit again? If not we have Shinnie as well who i would like to see more of.

aint the moterwell game on tuesday?????

aint the moterwell game on tuesday?????

It has been re-scheduled for Tuesday, but will probably be called off again, if weather conditions don't improve.

Official site says details will be publicised in due course.....and I've not been told that I'm due to work on Tuesday night. So I'm as much in the dark as anyone.

I believe there is a pitch inspection tomorrow at 10am

I don't think the pitch will be the problem.

I hope game doesn't go ahead as roads will be very dodgy at night and although I will make the effort to get up the road if possible to get car out of drive I will be bricking it there and back.

Pitch inspection was supposed to be today at 10am....any news yet?