Well, it's the night before the most important game ever between ICT and County. Never before has the result of this derby been more crucial. The winner may go on to take the title, the loser will be back next season for more of the same possibly. And where are all the fans? Too scared to say anything in case it all goes pear shaped. Wheres wilsononourwing when you need him? Gone are the jibes about caravan dwellers. Gone are the County Airways, the wheels on yer house, the travelling folk, the peg sellers, Brewster, Adams punching his own players even the Andy Barrowman digs have subsided.
What is wrong with you lot, give yersels a shake for god's sake, even the pope is getting more airtime than this game. We are on the eve of destruction and nobody is willing to put their head on the chopping block. We have important topics about the spelling in the programme, the Sun newspaper where the esteemed Bannerman is allegedly the dear Deirdrie columnist, or is that his wet dream, The reverend I M Jolly has apparently been heard on duty at the stadium, presumably rehearsing for funeral duty, what will the attendance be tomorrow night, as Gringo's prediction league gets undermined, Adam Rooney has been spotted as a world cycling champion, shots were heard being fired from a turnstile at The Tulloch Caledonian Stadium, smee wants to go it alone, stevico needs to know who really believed.....just say aye to a killie pie, sheep are after our striker, who, meeee, nooo, ewe, bahhhh, catering issues, apparently some people see this as a night out for some gourmet food and make the most of the delicacies on offer, or not on offer, some people want to stay in the first division, Tichy Blacks Back told us there were 11 games to go when there were 11 games left, renegade picked a team without Lionel as a left winger, wyness101 told us which ex-players scored, alimci wanted Bully in for Munro,(lol), tm4tj said please 483 times, to no avail, the Inshes Roundabout has become a huge topic of discussion, gringo junior is mad, or he missed the bus, stevie wanted to know where he can listen to fiddle and accordion music............for god's sake don't tell him, there is of course much more serious topics, like the real Leigh Griffiths blogg, word assosciation thread, most posts and some idiot even wanted to know where johndo was, he's where you left him, Johnboy tried his luck again with dogs and cats, oh dear is that the rain on again, Alex Macleod want's to know who the renegade is, why, one word scrabble is slipping down the table. However, in amongst all these little gems, Feb 8th told us all he was leaving, Johndo popped up, missict needs a tv licence and Mahonio now knows that the best place to find a rumour is in the rumours forum, I suppose if he is looking for rumours then he won't keep asking when the dvd will be sent, the revbirdog has unearthed some astonishing revelations about the County mascot, unbelievable stuff, but it gets better, Butcher is going to Rangers proclaimed a man not known for starting myths, but alternative rumours from maryhill maybe, Dream Team, Couny Bounty, Alba Telly, Darren Jarvie, Darren Jarvie, so good they named him twice, yes folks it's all in here, but if you want some info and chat about the game tomorrow, no chance..........................what game....
However, there is one constant, and one constant only, I believe that wilsononourwing believes.
Now then, what was I going to type, ach nothing really.
Well, it's the night before the most important game ever between ICT and County. Never before has the result of this derby been more crucial. The winner may go on to take the title, the loser will be back next season for more of the same possibly. And where are all the fans? Too scared to say anything in case it all goes pear shaped. Wheres wilsononourwing when you need him? Gone are the jibes about caravan dwellers. Gone are the County Airways, the wheels on yer house, the travelling folk, the peg sellers, Brewster, Adams punching his own players even the Andy Barrowman digs have subsided.
What is wrong with you lot, give yersels a shake for god's sake, even the pope is getting more airtime than this game. We are on the eve of destruction and nobody is willing to put their head on the chopping block. We have important topics about the spelling in the programme, the Sun newspaper where the esteemed Bannerman is allegedly the dear Deirdrie columnist, or is that his wet dream, The reverend I M Jolly has apparently been heard on duty at the stadium, presumably rehearsing for funeral duty, what will the attendance be tomorrow night, as Gringo's prediction league gets undermined, Adam Rooney has been spotted as a world cycling champion, shots were heard being fired from a turnstile at The Tulloch Caledonian Stadium, smee wants to go it alone, stevico needs to know who really believed.....just say aye to a killie pie, sheep are after our striker, who, meeee, nooo, ewe, bahhhh, catering issues, apparently some people see this as a night out for some gourmet food and make the most of the delicacies on offer, or not on offer, some people want to stay in the first division, Tichy Blacks Back told us there were 11 games to go when there were 11 games left, renegade picked a team without Lionel as a left winger, wyness101 told us which ex-players scored, alimci wanted Bully in for Munro,(lol), tm4tj said please 483 times, to no avail, the Inshes Roundabout has become a huge topic of discussion, gringo junior is mad, or he missed the bus, stevie wanted to know where he can listen to fiddle and accordion music............for god's sake don't tell him, there is of course much more serious topics, like the real Leigh Griffiths blogg, word assosciation thread, most posts and some idiot even wanted to know where johndo was, he's where you left him, Johnboy tried his luck again with dogs and cats, oh dear is that the rain on again, Alex Macleod want's to know who the renegade is, why, one word scrabble is slipping down the table. However, in amongst all these little gems, Feb 8th told us all he was leaving, Johndo popped up, missict needs a tv licence and Mahonio now knows that the best place to find a rumour is in the rumours forum, I suppose if he is looking for rumours then he won't keep asking when the dvd will be sent, the revbirdog has unearthed some astonishing revelations about the County mascot, unbelievable stuff, but it gets better, Butcher is going to Rangers proclaimed a man not known for starting myths, but alternative rumours from maryhill maybe, Dream Team, Couny Bounty, Alba Telly, Darren Jarvie, Darren Jarvie, so good they named him twice, yes folks it's all in here, but if you want some info and chat about the game tomorrow, no chance..........................what game....
However, there is one constant, and one constant only, I believe that wilsononourwing believes.
Now then, what was I going to type, ach nothing really.