Oh feck off - I'm just doing it before someone else does...

 We've another 3 months of this chit to put up with yet!

They do play his style of football though.

LIVE ODDS:

Next Stoke City boss:

Terry Butcher 4/6

Sir Clive Woodward 3/1

Martin Johnson 9/1

Lawrence Dallaglio 12/1

Warren Gatland 25/1

Jonny Wilkinson 50/1

Edited May 21, 201313 yr by DALNEIGHCALEY

apparently Phil Neville, Steve Bould, Roberto Di Matteo and Gus Poyet are the names in the frame right now

Actually, one of the more attractive jobs going. If you can keep them up and play a bit of the beautiful game, the jobs a good un. Gus Poyet would be a good shout. I'd fall asleep in the changing room if either Neville was in that job, they are so, very, dull.

Edited May 22, 201313 yr by Kirishima

It's Mark Hughes, he's the bookies favourite anyway and seems to be Stokes favourite as they've made contact with him

Marilyn Monroe

Rin Tin Tin

Any other warm body

Terry Butcher

Dougal to stoke

Oh rival!!!! surely you wouldn't be that unkind ?.................................................to stoke that is

Oh bughtmaster you scared me there, thought i was to be red carded!!

Bughtmaster-- leave the poor wee man alone ...he's only Stoking the fires because off-season.