Oh fer fecks sake lets get it started - IMPORTANT QUESTIONS - Where are we meeting in Sneck ? - Shurely EVERYBODY is going Inter City - Ersehole of the earth ? Can I join the Young Team fer the day ? What godfersaking hostelry will we take over in Hellgin ? How will I avoid arrest and eviction (again) from Borough Briggs ? Will I be able to climb over the fence to invade the pitch ? Who is going to look after me ?

18 hours ago, Elginloon said:

Seems your the superfanny stuck in a time warp when you supported a team in the highland league that decided to merge and all shag one another 

*you're 

Elginloon:

Making the journey already?

11 minutes ago, Elginloon said:

Making the journey already?

You have the wrong team loon 

 

You're not a city anymore!

You'll never sing that, You'll never sing thaaat - Scottish Cup Champions - You'll never sing that.

Just sayin.....

Aye how many fans did you bring to that cup final lol

A heck of a lot more than we can fit in your stadium.

 

I tried googling the mysterious Elgin gridlock problem from the other night. Where nothing moved for no reason.

Only to find this has happened before except the last time it happened it was due to Chicken.

Yes the thoughtful people of Elgin gridlocked the road system where KFC opened.  

It's time we scrapped this priority nonsense and just sell tickets to everyone who wants them. We are seldom likely to be in a position where we sell our allocations and have people left disappointed.

The Man, the Boy, and the Donkey

A MAN and his son were once going with their Donkey to market. As they were walking along by its side a countryman passed them and said: “You fools, what is a Donkey for but to ride upon?”

So the Man put the Boy on the Donkey and they went on their way. But soon they passed a group of men, one of whom said: “See that lazy youngster, he lets his father walk while he rides.”

So the Man ordered his Boy to get off, and got on himself. But they hadn’t gone far when they passed two women, one of whom said to the other: “Shame on that lazy lout to let his poor little son trudge along.”

Well, the Man didn’t know what to do, but at last he took his Boy up before him on the Donkey. By this time they had come to the town, and the passers-by began to jeer and point at them. The Man stopped and asked what they were scoffing at. The men said: “Aren’t you ashamed of yourself for overloading that poor Donkey of yours—you and your hulking son?”

The Man and Boy got off and tried to think what to do. They thought and they thought, till at last they cut down a pole, tied the Donkey’s feet to it, and raised the pole and the Donkey to their shoulders. They went along amid the laughter of all who met them till they came to Market Bridge, when the Donkey, getting one of his feet loose, kicked out and caused the Boy to drop his end of the pole. In the struggle the Donkey fell over the bridge, and his fore-feet being tied together he was drowned.

“That will teach you,” said an old man who had followed them: “TRY TO PLEASE ALL, AND YOU WILL PLEASE NONE. ALL YOU'RE LIKELY TO DO IS LOSE YOUR ASS!!”

My favourite Elgin City Scottish Cup moment   

5 hours ago, Elginloon said:

Aye how many fans did you bring to that cup final lol

Much more than the tickets yous printed fer the Sevco game

8 minutes ago, IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER said:

Much more than the tickets yous printed fer the Sevco game

Il give you that one lol

15 minutes ago, Elginloon said:

Il give you that one lol

  Scotty / Caley D - Bring Back the Away Old School

Good result for Elgin today and they will be going into our game full of confidence.  We will need to be on our guard and hopefully firing on all cylinders after the break.

I got my ticket today and looking forward to standing on the terrace close to the action of what could be a cracking Scottish cup tie.

 

Was a decent result for us today 1st half we were brilliant then 2nd half was different story to slack as your main man richie foran probably seen when he was sat in the stand

SPOT THE HOWDEN ENDER AT HELLGIN ?

I was nah born in that times lol

2 hours ago, IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER said:

SPOT THE HOWDEN ENDER AT HELLGIN ?

This feels like Never mind the buzzcocks, where you have to pick the lead singer from the 70s.

I would go for the left handed man in the purple shirt.

17 hours ago, givmeaccccc said:

It's time we scrapped this priority nonsense and just sell tickets to everyone who wants them. We are seldom likely to be in a position where we sell our allocations and have people left disappointed.

Or even scrap the all ticket affair altogether especially in games where it isn't necessary....like Elgin away 

tickets bought looking forward to a the short trip and a good game