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Challenge Cup - Semi-final Rory McAllister (Queen’s Park 1-2 Peterhead) Highland League Martin Bavidge (Inverurie Loco Works 1-1 Nairn County) Andrew MacAskill TWO (Huntly 2-4 Turriff United) Dale Gillespie (Brora Rangers 2-0 Lossiemouth) English League One Sam Winnall (Barnsley 1-2 Port Vale) English National League (South) Ben Greenhalgh (Concord Rangers 5-0 Basingstoke Town)

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Wynthingmie, dear fellow, can't agree with you more. Old Scarlet is fading as fast as a frigging, phllandering, overworked fallopian tube. Flipping rotten deal, mate. Help me along since that's me current song. You day is coming so just observe and be nice like sugar and spice. Or, if you really want, like a pot of old boiled rice. But remember you will get more with honey than you will with vinegar, so off you go to Castlegar. I know, I know, my hair has turned to snow. The fingers creak and I need a crutch to get up on the po. My back is bad, my belly's gone to fat. How I wish that I was Tac the cat (One of the heroes in Destinies in Motion) and could just spend my remaining days just sitting on the mat. So, there you go and thank you Wynn. it's just a matter of the brain cortex skin that's gone a little bittie thynn.

Final proofing being done over the next few days with a view to getting it to manufacturing next week. On track for it being available in early December.