I got an old Citroen BX diesel at an auction in 1991 and loved it. I went on to have 6 Citroens including the dreaded Picasso for 5 years (ask Johnboy, he loves them :lol: :lol: ). All quite quirky in their own way, hydropneumatic suspension, the lot, but very reliable I must say.
All of a sudden last New Year I just felt like a change and got a Skoda Octavia. Great car, anybody will tell you, and more likely to be approved by Mr Clarkson and those other twits than any Citroen, but it's not been reliable at all. You'd expect a lot better from a car made by Volkswagen. Often it's just down to luck.
Talking of washer motors, I had a Chrysler Avenger in the late 70s, a company car. The screenwash motor was under the wheel arch which meant it was frozen for half the winter. And my daughter's a new driver - this week she snapped the rear wiper arm off an Astra just because she turned it on when it was frozen.