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The Mantis

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  1. I heard about an old surgeon who had a lifetime performing circumcisions. He got a purse made out of foreskins as a retiral present. If anybody stroked it, it grew into a suitcase.
  2. The wee man controlled himself well yesterday, occasionally the midden were booting him around the park to get him to react.
  3. Get oot your wallet! If only he knew eh :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: For my part I can't understand why you don't cut out the middle man. ICT win, arab has to snog Mee. Arabs win, Mee has to snog arab (plus the 50 sheets in each case). ps Mee's wallet is made out of withered scrotums.
  4. He doesnae sound bitter at all, the laddie, eh? :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
  5. How is it sour grapes saying what happened at the game? Anyway when I was your age I was out chasing lassies at this time on a Saturday :023: :023: :023:
  6. Did we really finish above those Arab diddies again? I hadn't noticed :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: :015:
  7. Thanks for everything this season lads, it's been a great trip since that day the Paisley soapdodgers mugged us back in July. I think ICT is a feckin miracle. We lub you all :love04: :love04: :love04: :love04: :love04:
  8. Aye well done to the guys, got photies of some of them here
  9. The Machine was on the bench, warming up in front of the support, but no farewells or nowt :wave02:
  10. Aye, missed it Dad, sorry :001:
  11. Wil post some photos later on tonight or tomorrow. Sorry none of your balloons :019: Well-deserved win today.
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  13. That would mean Dargo's offski then. Don't fancy Donnelly in the SPL mind.
  14. I have an old 10% discount card which was issued to shareholders- I think that's the only way anybody got discount. I never use it nowadays anyway- I'd rather let the club have the money.
  15. RiG it actually says 10 new FACES :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: :015:
  16. Some of us are definitely missing something. Never had any use for that sort of stuff myself.
  17. "Uncle Fester Joins the Adams Family" according to TJE :clapping03: :clapping03: :clapping03:
  18. **** by name, **** by nature. But I'm sure he'll do a job at that level- he's used to it. Bet County won't sell many squad photos next year :015: :015: :015:
  19. Well it was down to ICT that the 10000 seats rule went.
  20. Aye but what if it's at the same rate as a cask of the cratur? He'll be ready about 2020.
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