The Mantis

Usher's beer (insert vomiting smiley). Lorimer's Heavy (ditto), Norseman Lager, Drybrough's Heavy (ditto ditto).

The feckers must have read me suggesting it on here in the past then and copied :016:

Good point Scotty. Also in some areas of Scotland the FP church does not allow its members to have sex standing up. This is because somebody might think that they were dancing.

Nae SPL in Fife next season Buff- just have to have a couple of awaydays with us :crazy07: Some of us are just over the water so maybe we'll drop in to the Elizabethan if there's no ICT game on. Oops- nearly said 'when you play County' :015: :015: :015: :015:

I'm sure if I supply Don with the discs he'll be able to convert them. Anyway you've got the div 3 and div 2 days to be going on with. Also working on Caley stuff just now.

And I get accused of being an old fecker :015: I like it though. Or Wolfstone 'Battle'.

You'll understand the concept of 'irony' then :023: How many times have you seen Dennis play?

I've been transferring a load of old stuff from tapes onto digital. You forget just how Dennis produced magic every week till you see all those old clips from Football First. And interviews with Pele where he says he just loves watching the team like a fan every week, they were that good.

Well I never- don't you learn something every day from that google thing. So meths is not methyl alcohol, it's just denatured ethanol- to stop people drinking it. I thought wood spirit meant turps, but not so! You know, chemistry was the only O Grade I ever failed. The teacher was such a sarcastic bully I just gave up trying in S3. He used to sit in the cupboard smoking and drinking coffee with a young female teacher, then he'd come out, catch you at some imagined sin, and thump your funny bone down on the lab bench. Then one day he went on about how he found out in the staffroom that I was good at every other subject except his. Imagine that happening nowadays. Maybe there's still time for me to sue the council :023: To my surprise I did some chemistry later in life as part of an OU course and found I enjoyed it.

Jeez... talk about storm in a teacup. Maybe they can have that article for interpretation when you sit your S grade English rosscoe....

Duncan is the glue that holds ICT together!

Mind you, trust a science teacher to be an authority on alcohol, eth or meth or otherwise :010: Reminds me of a physics teacher from our neck of the woods- had his lunchtime xmas end of term 'session', then got a lift to carry on the refreshment somewhere else. When the car was stopped at the traffic lights, he suddenly felt that he had to spew, so he opened the car door and had a technicolor yawn into the gutter. Whereupon a 14 year old girl, passing with her mother, remarked 'Oh look, there's Mr **** !'

St Mirren got an away fixture, why I don't know, as it's supposed to be traditional for the champions to get a home fixture to fly the flag. Falkirk got a home fixture (v us). In 1994, we should have got a home fixture, but I think the SPL had already made up the fixtures with Partick included in the league and gave them an away fixture. When we got in, I reckon they just took the lazy way out and gave us the Partick fixtures, which is why we got daft things like Kilmarnock at New Year as a derby.

I think I'll get one then, I could do with £156 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

This is about mergers right?

Aye but it was Ethyl alcohol at the Caley Park :023:

Twa pehs an an ingin ane ana'

I thought it was Pressley that Barry made a diddy of.

Any dentists in Dingwall? What about: when ICT are at home, we watch ICT. When C(o)unty are at home , we all go to the dentist.

That must be you in the middle baring yer erse.

All part of the service ma'am :sherlock:

I noticed that too. In fact, never having done any German at school, I got through a 4 day break in Berlin a couple of years ago on the strength of Commando comics alone. Mind you I got some funny looks asking for 'Zwei Bier, Britischer Schweinhund!' and 'Cafe Schwartz, Schnell, Schnell, Gott in Himmel, Donner und Blitzen!'.

Isn't the wee guy on the right wearing the ICT top from 2004-6 though? :023: The 1981 game was 1/8/81 as I have the programme. The score was possibly 0-2 as the game the following year ended 1-3 on 7/8/82 with Derek Dewar scoring for Caley.

Anything I can't hear.