The Mantis

Just me, but I'll try and get a couple of other folk interested.

Still off-topic- I'll let you know after Thurs! Barca is brilliant too though, can't go wrong there.

Flying out from Edinburgh on Tues. Hope to be celebrating yet another birthday on Thurs with a visit to Allianz Arena.

Obviously the guy was being diplomatic though, even 'hovel' is pretty good.

It's a shame mine doesn't all go to ICT. Most of it goes to the oil companies in petrol & diesel. Then there's the Ballinluig Motor Grill, Perth services shop and the FRB. Not to mention that mearlach Colin at the Innes :023:

Guzz- just paid 3 shares by PayPal. Will get you and the old git a pint to make up for the fees.

I saw the last 15 mins. What a dreadful programme. Mainly thanks to 'stand-up comedienne' Arabella Weir. I've seen funnier haemorrhoids. All she did was a few tired Scottish stereotypes. And yes, your bum does look big in that Arabella :015:

He's done it in a few big games against the OF but he's always been carp against us.

It's all in silhouette. Looks to me like the dutch boy with his finger in the dyke :023:

Feck me, just ironing your drawers would wear him out :023:

Feck me that was quick! Well done ye auld git. Am I right in saying you could get multiple hits on the counter? Seems to work for me anyway.

Only a handful of hits to go before my site reaches 50 000 hits. See if you can get a screen grab with the magic 50 000 and I'll buy you a pint at the next game. In the event of a tie CaleyD is disqualified for using Photoshop :015: :015: :015:

Russeldinho

I'll wager CaleyD doesn't see his tadger any more.

Cheeky fecker. Is that Glenfarclas ersed yet?

I'm sure there was a lassie in my class called Lydia Kettle. There was certainly a Kimberley Clark.

Aye those 2 were poor but at the others they had to delay the kick off to let us in.

In my day it was Lada :023:

A 3rd year guy at my school brought in a box of bullets- his dad was in the TA or something. He was handing them out to any of his pals who wanted one. They got to techy and one guy was just putting one in the vice when the teacher saw it and the whole place went mental till they got all the bullets back in :015:

Rod the Mod before he met Britt Ekland :004:

A bit of a long shot, but I got an email asking about Richard Palmer who may have played for Caley in the 1940s. Any of the older fellas have any ideas? Obviously it was before my time but I thought maybe Charles might remember ripping his breeks climbing the wall one particular day when Palmer scored the winner from the spot, or maybe catching a lemonade bottle flung in the air after a last minute header.

You forgot 'Not near Dundee' :015: :015: :015:

Is that supposed to be a ringing endorsement of TBs goalkeeping qualities? You could say the same thing after putting an Electrolux fridge in between the sticks (making sure it was unplugged).

Our Ian Black went to Ross High in Tranent, East Lothian. One of my mates was in charge of him at select level. The other Ian Black was a striker for Bonnyrigg Rose and a couple of other Junior clubs before The Blue Brazil gave him a shot. I'm surprised he got as many as 5 goals as even the Rose supporters thought he was feckin useless :020: