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The Mantis

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  1. Aye, sadly Dee, as soon as you hit the woodwork you knew it would soon be time to switch channels......
  2. Just thought I would upset the mod/peeps balance again :023:
  3. Just in case nobody has seen this before- did you hear that there is growing concern that women are at risk when visiting car parks, especially at night? The answer is to have special car parks dedicated to women, with special security arrangements so that men would not be allowed. Plans are here
  4. Mrs Mantis thinks men are far more courteous. In our street we usually have to turn the car round to go anywhere. In the middle of your 3-point turn some woman comes up the street and sails past your bonnet :029: If it's a man, he stops and lets you go.
  5. End of reasoned debate anyway :015:
  6. When I try to access Footy Focus > Match Pictures I get "You are not authorised to view this resource. You need to login." Tried it with Safari and Firefox. Not with PeeCee though. Seems to be OK for other pages.
  7. People who refer to ICT as 'thistle' :023: :023: :023: Also people who park on the wrong side of the road (isn't that an offence?) then they hold you up as they have to cross the traffic and they can't see.
  8. It's supposed to be UNanswered questions :blah01:
  9. No, I'll let him off with 100 lines "I must spell "sanctimonious" correctly."
  10. In my day all we sang about was Bobby Moore and the bracelet :007:
  11. That phone they had on Tomorrow's World, the one for deaf people that flashed a light instead of ringing, then Rowan Atkinson picked it up. What, you mean Not the Nine O'Clock News wasn't the same as Tomorrow's World?
  12. Does Naelifts own a wallet?
  13. You're barred.
  14. This round wasn't seeded then...
  15. Here's the best I can do Heilandee Mind you if you search Flickr there's loads of the pair of them. Also Beachcomber, Haggis Chick has added a couple in the last few days :015: I must say my photies are wider than hers :015: :015: :015: :015:
  16. They were separated at birth after all :029: :017: Are we still talking about Mee's ears here?
  17. The result seems to imply that we have a better squad than them but there'll be less in it if we both play our best XI. The boys better be up for it when we play them in the league at Fir Park in a few weeks.
  18. 'Moderators' sounds too much like the Kirk. What about 'Junta' ?
  19. Innes Bar. You'll recognise me by the lack of a pelt.
  20. I don't suppose there's anywhere on the net you can access the commentary from BBC Radio Scotland? I just had a notion to use it as a ringtone :015: :015: :015:
  21. Mr Job: Fawlty Towers was the best ever but you wouldn't ask JC to do stand-up at short notice either.
  22. Why all the fuss about Barrowman? So far he's done no more than Iain Stewart.
  23. More important matters: Macaroni Pies :021: :021: :021: :021: :021: Steak & Gravy Pies :021: :021: :021: :021:
  24. There was a lot of talk of the gudgies being glad we left Cowie alone and took Rankin. Cowie's settled in very quickly too. Is it Chipper they call him? We'll have to get him a decent nickname. Mind you his old man was keen on winding up the Caley support :015:
  25. Oh aye, care to share? I no longer know anything about the make-up of RunRig though I did once upon a time in the early eighties when there was still hope for them :001: That Calum bloke was a PE teacher with us away back then. And if you were lucky you could catch a sight of Donnie Munro's gorgeous wife in an equally gorgeous swimsuit at a pool near Dalkeith :010:
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