IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

Feck me if that is a possibility I will have to travel to Sneck - where is the singing these days ??

He has been looking after my style fer 16 years

He is just another sad **** from Chorley :love02:

Bottom line is "togetherness" - we feckin have it again - we are staying up.

INTRODUCING RICHIE (the cat) AND JOHHNY (the mouse) Bejabbers Johnny I am really looking forward to this game. To be shure Richie lets put on the magic and get to the Cellic again. Begorrah - You just hug yon touchline Johnny and I will feed you all nite. Begorrah folks - Johnny is beginning to pishh me off with his antics Right ya frustrating little ersehole - take feckin that. But it is all forgotten in the dressing room with Butcher the Bulldog Coming soon to the Tulloch Caledonian Stadium !!

TUFFEY :banana: :banana: Some may say that the Pars were woeful finishers but he saved us last nite. How the feck do we keep him as a reserve keeper - hope that he didnt put himself in the shop window with that display. I would be loaning him out with an immediate return clause if Esson got injured PIERMAYR :banana: Solid enuff and that is the most I ahve ever seen him in an attacking full back role and crossing was also better than usual. GOLOBART :banana: :banana: Another promising display but - does anyone agree ? - he started trying to be too smart near the end and lost his poise and concentration - plus he didnt need to do the showboating turn which led to his injury. However I sincerly hope that it was more a case of Spansh playacting than an injury. TOKELY :banana: Suspect that Rosscoe was thrown in at the deep end last nite but he doesnt disappoint does he ? SHINNIE G :banana: Glad that he has got a reprieve. I think that he is equally effective going forward as he is defending. Only minus mark was that he got muscled out by Charlie bannerman fer the goal. HAYES :banana: I was spitting feathers at him just before Foran lost his cool. What an annoying, inconsistent little erse he can be. Perhaps we expect too much of him but when he turns it on he is unstoppable but when he gets frustrated his head goes down and he wasted so many opportunities to impress last nite. COX :banana: Afraid I thought he got outpsyched by Mental Martin FORAN :banana: willling worker and always looking for the ball and finding space for others. He must get so frustrated when he sees displays like that from Hayes and Tade in the first half. TANSEY :banana: :banana: Sneaked my MOM last nite - certainly his best display that I have seen - only negative is what has happened to his dead ball free kick prowess ? TADE :banana: Yet another frustrating erse but, unlike Hayes, had a good second half and extra time and he wouldnt be one that I chose to grab by the throat. Opposite of Muversmell performance. looked lost in the wide position but revelled in the free role of striker. MCKAY :banana: For a wee man he doesnt half hold the ball up well. We havent nearly seen the best of him - can you imagine what he would be like with an out and out centre forward beside him ? SHINNIE A :banana: :banana: As Sky rightly pointed out he changed the whole complexion of the game but really should have started. Gutted if the metatarsal injury is correct. TERRY AND MO :banana: Got it wrong first half - too defensive and too deep. But give them their due - they changed it round at half time which they rarely do - changed to a more attacking formation and it paid dividend in the end.

Izzy has just texted me " Feckin Abisinthe ya feckin Chorley *******"

OK - so what feckin proof is the feckin sherry ? :lol:

What about a video link to the Bay Horse in Euxton - plenty of feckin pie varieties down here.

Was it Harry Hill ?

It wasnt a matter of choice - do the words agent and spondoolachs help ?

He feckin appealed sucessfully to me yesterday.

There can only be one state of mind as you approach any profound test; total concentration, a spirit of togetherness, and strength. Did anyone else feel the "vibe" yesterday ? The Immortal one could sense the togetherness factor - on the pitch, on the sidelines and in the stands - and that very special connection twixt all three. And for the first time in a long time I actually TRULY believed that we would hold out and that we were the better team. We may not be the most skilful or the most talnted but we are feckin TOGETHER again. To Terry and Mo

Hes just yet another sad **** from Chorley.

Where has the feckin green dot button gone ?

He is a black Johndo MacKenzie.

Can I just explain that the reason why I looked like Billy feckin No Mates at the end was becos I was too fecked to run down the front to high five Gregory Tade - and I had to do with Riley instead !!

ESSON :wink: Looked nervous and appeared more intent on punching and kicking but - hey ho - a feckin clean sheet as the end result. JULIE ANDREWS :wink: Solid enuff without being noticed. Evidently his call was to defend and stay. GILLET :wink: :wink: As a past "libero" I could not fail but be impressed by his performance. He has the pace and the brain to play in that position but I was surprised by his ability in the air - he really has a basketball player bounce. my MOM PAELLA PIE EATER :wink: :wink: Has the potential to be a wee cult hero - first to salute the awat end at the final whissel. He is still raw and makes mistakes but he will do fer this season. G SHINNIE :wink: Basiscally a Julie McAndrews. JOHNNY HAYES :wink: That must have been a weighted feckin captains band. Doesnt he feckin annoy you. He has so much potential but he was cocky and out of sots yesterday - but has to be started as he is our main quality player. OOX :wink: :wink: He is almost 100% fit and back to the Russell Duncan influence. TANSEY :wink: Flitted in and out of the game - needs a good game and a goal as his self confidence looks as if it is on the wane. ROSS :wink: Was it just me or has Nicky lost a bit of his sparkle - one of my fave players and future cap prospect but is he falling out of love with ICT ? TADE :wink: :wink: Where the feck was he supposed to be playing in the first half - sure I saw him going to the feckin toilets and the snack bar at some stage but - probably in front of Terry and Mo in the second hald he was shackled to the left midfield role - and feck me did he do well - Juanjoesque turn fer the goal - Blobby Mann shot - aint going to call him Djebi Tade no more - although Gillet tade will never be a Carribean dance troupe !! MCKAY :wink: :wink: Had me doubts abot this wee man but that was a Dargoesque in nature - he filled the boots of a real target man but what would he be like plying beside one ?? As fer Steve Wiliams - the chant of "he's just a sad **** from Chorley" was bang out of order.

That is how my brother in law described Golobart. The problem, which is probably worse than Golobart, is that this guy has to get SPL match fit, attempt to blend i with a rickety defence and play against players of a higher standard. Now if we still had the reserve league then he would have been bloodied in there but training and bounce games are nowhere near effective. I hope that TB doesnt follow what he has done before and throws him in to the deep end - but there again how do we get something out of a rookie who is only here for six months without playing him regularly. I am concerned that this may be a wrog move. I have asked some of the locals about him - played more for Bamber Bridge - he was a semi professional although they say he had pace and was good in the air - they actually all said that they thought that he would make a better striker - perhaps TB has spotted that.

If I knew what a feckin wum was I may agree At least Dougal usually provides a rationale for his argument and doesnt half stimulate debate - perhaps that us what a wum does. Or is a wum like PullmyFinger and myself on this thread who answer with dross and a personal attack. At least Dougal and others would understand that mine was of ironic banter and not simply churlish in an infantile manner.

I recommend penicillin.

Becos Dougal Dickkhead requests

That is what happens when you cry Wolves. I think that he may stay if he is a true Wanderer.

And is that a Scotland training tracksuit that I spy - the lads got more sense than his Dad and Grandad. Respect wee man

And here is me thinking that pre season tours were for the enjoyment aspect - as I thought CC would have appreciated